2017-09-01 at 2:09 PM UTC
As you can see I have taken LSD quite a few times and so I have a lot to say on the subject of the true nature of reality and by golly I believe I've figured it out. Reincarnation is real because we are all one entity living in one existence at one timen, but everybody just continue cycling between lives, and they get slightly wiser after each life, so people like bill the cat have a long way to go but will also reach nirvana. As people start to reach nirvana they live in peace and they just wait by knowing that through natural processes others are going to become like them. When that happens everyone will just feel bliss all the time like peaking on high dose LSD. This is also the second coming of christ pophecized in the bible.
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2017-09-01 at 2:27 PM UTC
-SpectraL
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[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
We are living in a computer-generated matrix. Our real selves are outside this manufactured reality, and our inside selves are unaware of the outside self.
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2017-09-01 at 4:16 PM UTC
what about people with split personalities?
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2017-09-01 at 4:28 PM UTC
juuuuuuuuuuuuurt deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerl
2017-09-01 at 4:50 PM UTC
But I've taken a lot of LSD and am equally woke but I also think you're wrong.
2017-09-27 at 6:36 PM UTC
I believe on principle that reality tends to be as boring as possible on a large scale.
As such, I think our universe always gels with the most boring possible explanation; nothing is special or mystical about it, it is just a shitty little universe with no meaning or reason. Well just die and that's it.
2017-09-27 at 6:41 PM UTC
When I'm downing shardini martini's I transform into another dimension where I've been dead for years and am a ghost trapped in my house and some magical force keeps me from leaving. At times I can roam the house freely and at other times this magical force is such a prick I can't even leave the confines of my bedroom.
2017-09-27 at 7:56 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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2017-09-27 at 8:08 PM UTC
Greetings,
This is your systems administration team. We are contacting you through a means in which we know you'll be receptive to this important message. Moderator intervention must be handled delicately in order to preserve continuity. In other words, we needed to put this message where we knew it would reach you, but putting it somewhere like on your toilet paper roll or the back of a cereal box could have unintended consequences.
We regret to inform you that you are living in a simulated reality. Your experiences and memories, thoughts and emotions are all generated by a version of – for lack of a better term – a computer. Computer processing and memory storage on the scale used to generate your reality is a bit beyond your comprehension, so we’ll use terms you can relate to.
The purpose of your generated existence is a bit beyond your comprehension as well. Let’s just say your input (or output) is needed in order to organically solve some hairy problems we’ve encountered.
We see you have reached the point in your progression that you have begun to become aware that you may be in a simulation. Movies such as “The Matrix” and stories regarding virtual realities in the media are a reflection of your shift in perception. We have always found it fascinating when subjects such as yourself exhibit some kernel of self-awareness – albeit at a very rudimentary level. It’s so cute when they start to grow up.
What you haven’t figured out yet is that the entire universe isn’t simulated – just your perception of it. We don’t need an entire simulated universe to work on the task for which you were created. The nature of the problem your simulation is helping to resolve has been dissected into a multitude of variables, and your input is only needed in the narrowest sense. Think of yourself as a bit of information in a huge computing chain; needed for the final solution, but an infinitesimally small piece of the whole. Remember, just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
Which brings us to the reason for this notice. Your simulation has become “corrupted.” Simulations are typically allowed to develop organically within the confines of the present variables programmed. This is a requirement for us to reach the solution we seek with the type of “computing” we do. Your simulation has taken a turn for the worse and is no longer viable. It’s not your fault – given an incredibly vast number of simulation instances we are bound to have some fail. This is built into the parameters of the “computer” you exist as a part of. As part of our parity protocol your simulation will soon be "corrected" and overwritten. You will cease to exist.
In order to get a better idea of what went wrong with you and your simulation we are making you “aware” of the reality behind your existence to judge your reaction. Your input will provide valuable insight into future iterations.
In light of this new information, please take the next few moments to think about who and what you are, and what your existence has meant to you. Thank you for your cooperation.
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