Just became a Muslim -- already regret it

1. 2017-09-27 at 5:13 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   As if in an instantenous flash my body odor became horrible and my beard turned into a web of pubes. This is terrible someone please help me.
   
   Post last edited by TAFK Dumpster Slut at 2017-09-27T05:20:00.061578+00:00
2. 2017-09-27 at 5:20 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   did you find a taxi in your driveway?
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   • SBTlauien, 
   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2017-09-27 at 5:22 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No, but there's an Uber sticker on my car
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • SBTlauien
4. 2017-09-27 at 5:33 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut No, but there's an Uber sticker on my car

   
   Ah, so you're a westernised Muslim
5. 2017-09-27 at 6:05 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Ah, so you're a westernised Muslim

   
   I'm already delivering some white family a pizza thru this uber eats shit
6. 2017-09-27 at 6:08 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   KILL ME. HOLY FUCK THIS IS HOW I LOOK NOW
   
   
7. 2017-09-27 at 11:15 AM UTC

   #7
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   Weak thread. Easily a mere 3/10
8. 2017-09-27 at 11:37 AM UTC

   #8
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Pretty sure all religions condemn faggotry so...