The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition

1. 2017-09-23 at 10:28 PM UTC

   #341
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Joe Kane Why can't you properly reply to my video links you fucking mong.

   
   Negroid, that is a proper response
2. 2017-09-23 at 10:30 PM UTC

   #342
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Maybe it's because I'm on my phone.
3. 2017-09-23 at 10:35 PM UTC

   #343
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mashlehash Maybe it's because I'm on my phone.

   
   
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4. 2017-09-23 at 10:37 PM UTC

   #344
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Church nigga bout church life
5. 2017-09-23 at 10:40 PM UTC

   #345
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Joe Kane

   
   One of the major down falls of touchscreen phones
6. 2017-09-25 at 7:34 AM UTC

   #346
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Abdulla Aljunaid enhance

   
   I was going to say something borderline gay but then I realized that SOMEONE already has it covered fulltime.
7. 2017-09-26 at 12:41 AM UTC

   #347
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by mashlehash I was going to say something borderline gay but then I realized that SOMEONE already has it covered fulltime.

   
   What's up?
8. 2017-09-26 at 1:21 AM UTC

   #348
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by hydrocodone Kill yourself.

   
   Hyyyyyyyyyydromoorrrphooone!!!
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9. 2017-09-26 at 2:17 AM UTC

   #349
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   guy who takes pussy drugs for women^
10. 2017-09-26 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #350
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Just watched swearnet: the movie lol. Funny shit haven't laughed that much in a long time.
11. 2017-09-26 at 2:35 AM UTC

    #351
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The jolly green giants cock = the worst meme ever?
12. 2017-09-26 at 7:55 AM UTC

    #352
    

    HTS highlight reel
    GreenLantern is like a dick without wings
13. 2017-09-26 at 4:36 PM UTC

    #353
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by voodo ray Oh, hey… Sup guys… Okay okay… It's me…
    
    Who? Really?
    I'm Mars, The Red Planet!
    Amazing. Truly.
    
    I've been observing you for many years.
    I've seen your entire evolution.
    
    I didn't think the Masters of Earth would evolve from monkeys but hey, shit happens right?
    
    After observing Humanity for about 190 000 Earth years I was glad to see some intelligence and some humans actually come up with theories.
    Theories about human evolution.
    
    Even though they were horrible, they somehow managed to survive.
    
    Today humans call it "Religion", unfortunately humans created many theories which created many religions. Hinduism, Judaism, Christianity, Islam etc etc…
    
    I'm here to tell you the truth…
    
    ABANDON YOUR RELIGION.
    I'm serious.
    Abandon it and help the humans you call "scientists". They're on the right track.
    
    I'm gonna give you a hint!
    The truth lies within what those scientists call "a black hole".
    As you haven't figured it out yet, you call it a singularity.
    The singularity will answer your questions about the Universe, about you and about me.
    
    Bye bye!
    
    
    Oh wait, also, your fucking robot is tickling me, I almost feel bad for Earth.

    
    liserdz
14. 2017-09-27 at 12:02 PM UTC

    #354
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat The jolly green giants cock = the worst meme ever?

    
    
    
    
    
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15. 2017-09-27 at 12:05 PM UTC

    #355
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I'm Lit...like nick. I'm stuck...like chuck.
16. 2017-09-27 at 9:09 PM UTC

    #356
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Just read the preamble to "Bring me the Horizon - Hospital for souls" is about Ketamine addiction. Anyone ever fuck with this stuff? Do it be fly? I know it's a tranq and I really don't like downers except for sleeping.
17. 2017-09-27 at 11:04 PM UTC

    #357
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Nigga what world are you on?
18. 2017-09-28 at 1:09 AM UTC

    #358
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by RestStop Just read the preamble to "Bring me the Horizon - Hospital for souls" is about Ketamine addiction. Anyone ever fuck with this stuff? Do it be fly? I know it's a tranq and I really don't like downers except for sleeping.

    
    its a dissassociative and analgesic.
    
    
    
    .
19. 2017-09-28 at 1:34 AM UTC

    #359
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash Nigga what world are you on?

    
    ~~~~~~~I keep a Glock like a cop~~~~~~
    
    ~~~~~~She gave the top in the drop~~~~~~
20. 2017-09-28 at 1:35 AM UTC

    #360
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat ~~~~~~~I keep a Glock like a cop~~~~~~
    
    ~~~~~~She gave the top in the drop~~~~~~

    
    The best kind of world