Quitting my job to masturbate

1. 2017-09-25 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I just don't have time to do the things I want to do anymore. I'm taking my life back starting now!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
2. 2017-09-25 at 3:11 AM UTC

   #2
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   Get a job masturbating.
3. 2017-09-25 at 3:12 AM UTC

   #3
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut I just don't have time to do the things I want to do anymore. I'm taking my life back starting now!

   
   grab life with both hands
4. 2017-09-25 at 3:12 AM UTC

   #4
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   and squeeze until happiness shoots out
5. 2017-09-25 at 3:12 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by blackbird Get a job masturbating.

   
   Can you tell me where please?
6. 2017-09-25 at 2:16 PM UTC

   #6
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   If I could've been paid for all the times I was doing it for free I'd be a billionaire!
7. 2017-09-25 at 3:14 PM UTC

   #7
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Treating life like a joystick.