Yeah, I know this is beating a dead horse, but I'm fucking done.

1. 2017-09-24 at 11:27 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Woke up to a message from her cancelling our date coz "lol omg had such a terrible weekend". Okay.
   
   That, combined with so much other shit that's happened to me in the past week...
   
   Fucking hell, I'm done. I'm done not hating women. I can't believe I was starting to see them as human for a little bit there.
   
   They're all fucking worthless, toxic cunts -- ALL of them.
   
   But I'm still going to be nice and charming. Being sullen would be counterproductive to keeping your enemies close. :)
2. 2017-09-24 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   did you seriously expect to find someone who isn't a horrible piece of shit on tinder
3. 2017-09-24 at 11:58 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra did you seriously expect to find someone who isn't a horrible piece of shit on tinder

   
   Nah, this wasn't on tinder. Not that I didn't delete my tinder after the horrible pieces of shit on there anyway.
4. 2017-09-25 at 12:33 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So all those threads you made were when you still had a date?
5. 2017-09-25 at 12:33 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Joe Kane >leaving the abodde

   
   never
6. 2017-09-25 at 1:54 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
7. 2017-09-25 at 1:56 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why not have sex with twinks then
8. 2017-09-25 at 2:10 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic So all those threads you made were when you still had a date?

   
   The ones from the other night when I was drunk? Yeah. But I had also realized that she wasn't actually into me, and it was more of a "Yeah I'll go out with you. :) Only to cancel later" dealios. It finally happening just removed any last shred of denial I had in me.
9. 2017-09-25 at 7:53 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Enter The ones from the other night when I was drunk? Yeah. But I had also realized that she wasn't actually into me, and it was more of a "Yeah I'll go out with you. :) Only to cancel later" dealios. It finally happening just removed any last shred of denial I had in me.

   
   You should keep calling your phone and leaving your text messages
10. 2017-09-25 at 7:55 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    dead horses are very boring
11. 2017-09-25 at 7:58 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    You should text her and be like you can't cancel, 'cause I stood you up. Then send a picture of your asshole.
12. 2017-09-25 at 8 AM UTC

    #12
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You should text her and be like you can't cancel, 'cause I stood you up. Then send a picture of your asshole.

    
    You can't outwit me.
13. 2017-09-25 at 8:01 AM UTC

    #13
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ dead horses are very boring

    
    Many tears
14. 2017-09-25 at 8:02 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I texted her. I made some stupid autistic joke that didn't make sense. I said that was good she cancelled and what a coincidence, because I was planning to make my next weekend terrible by doing cocaine all week. She didn't reply, it's been about 5 hours.
    
    Fuck I'm autistic. Why did I send that.
    
    
15. 2017-09-25 at 8:04 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Enter I texted her. I made some stupid autistic joke that didn't make sense. I said that was good she cancelled and what a coincidence, because I was planning to make my next weekend terrible by doing cocaine all week. She didn't reply, it's been about 5 hours.
    
    Fuck I'm autistic. Why did I send that.
    
    

    
    So what
    
    Find a dime whose worth it
    
    (No one)
    
    Start doing meth and goING to gay clubs
16. 2017-09-25 at 8:05 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash So what
    
    Find a dime whose worth it
    
    (No one)
    
    Start doing meth and goING to gay clubs

    
    when was the last time you were laid by a woman? is it abnormal that it's been almost 2 years for me?
17. 2017-09-25 at 8:07 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Enter when was the last time you were laid by a woman? is it abnormal that it's been almost 2 years for me?

    
    Two years isn't that bad.
    
    Tell me about your last experience
18. 2017-09-25 at 8:10 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash Two years isn't that bad.
    
    Tell me about your last experience

    
    i put my fuckin pekah in her cootah and she was fawkin wetter than viagra falls tssssssss
    
    How long ago has it been for you?
19. 2017-09-25 at 8:39 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    maybe you should stop measuring your self-woth by your success with random whores off okcupid
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20. 2017-09-25 at 9:53 AM UTC

    #20
    RestStop Space Nigga
    In all seriousness dude you're really over analyzing and thinking too much about these incidents. Don't try to force these things and quit putting so much effort on emphasizing on dates to go exactly how you want them to. Just let things be and go how they go.
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