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  1. #81
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Jigaboo Jones and the Jigaboos.
  2. #82
    Mister Rabbi and the Foreskins.
  3. #83
    Mohel with 4 Skins - A jedi guy who plays drums.
  4. #84
    Madman African Astronaut
    The cabbage snatch kidz was the name of my old band. Then we were Francis Drake and the Sea Dogs.
  5. #85
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mmQ Jill and the Undeniably Massage Cum Guzzling Faggots

    hah yes
  6. #86
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Preteens in Patong.
    Midnight Meth.
    Sex Tourists.
    Lepers Philharmonic Orchestra.
    Thick Brick.
    Two 'n Two.(It's a drug reference.)
    Doodsgeratel(Wish this one translated to English well, it basically describes the sound you hear when there's gases escaping a dead body through the throat/mouth)
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  7. #87
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Fuck it I quit.
    I slipped on your goo.
    Try not to trip.
    Make me an offer.
    Everything tastes like apples.
    Benni and the benzoos'.
    ZOLOFF.
  8. #88
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Crack Pipe and the Ensemble of Shadows
    Arctic Winter
    As We Bled
    Tower of Sin
    Mittens and the Meat Grinder
    Horrific Cycle of Abuse
    Killer Clown Crew
    Eyes of the Dead
    Fall of Babylon
    The Hierophant
    The First Curse
    The Last Word
  9. #89
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The Chicken Chokers
  10. #90
    RestStop Space Nigga
    The girl with the black dildo
    7 armies of Satan
    I fucked your mom in Denver
    Outside it's raining and inside I'm high
    The Lit as fuck fams
    Trapping with an Iphone
  11. #91
    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    The jedis
  12. #92
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The Wrist Flappers
  13. #93
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Sophie Doodsgeratel(Wish this one translated to English well, it basically describes the sound you hear when there's gases escaping a dead body through the throat/mouth)

    It translates into "death rattle" which is a similar thing. "Todesrasseln" in German.
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  14. #94
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie Doodsgeratel(Wish this one translated to English well, it basically describes the sound you hear when there's gases escaping a dead body through the throat/mouth)

    How is it used?

    "As I stood over the still twitching body, the both of us islands in a growing lake of blood, I stared into my daughter's eyes, as she into mine, dropping the sickle to a splash of blood, lightly spattering her distorted little face as I heard her fade away, her final Doodsgeratel somehow echoing through the room."
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  15. #95
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Doodsgeratel happens after the body started decomposing because of the build up gas inside.

    Pretty sure it used to creep medieval people the fuck out.
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  16. #96
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Sometimes the gas will affect the body parts, and the tongue will go in and out by itself and the eyes will move around a bit.
  17. #97
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Sometimes the gas will affect the body parts, and the tongue will go in and out by itself and the eyes will move around a bit.

    Are you speaking from experience? Did this happen to you before? Early onset Doodsgeratel.
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  18. #98
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Some it will even get spontaneous hard-ons. Gas will do funny things to a body.
  19. #99
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Your body?
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RisiR † Early onset Doodsgeratel.

    Ayy lmao.
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