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My parents are thinking about visiting isreael

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    privacycunt Yung Blood
    And I think i may go with them. My father is an ordained minister in longview texas the same church that the movie "burnie" is about.
    Israel is a lot like america and i'd love to go visit. They also have a lot of vape and hookah shops and weed is semi legal there. Has anyone here ever been?

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    The concept of Israel, the country itself, really unnerves me. I'd prefer to never step food near there.

    Take a look at this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mossad#Operations

    Israel has done some shady shady shit. I wouldn't trust them.
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, I just remembered a joke I thought of.

    Travel advice for Israel:

    Don't sign anything.

    Don't buy any financial products.

    ~!zing
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    Yeah dood, you are going to get sold into slavery. Goyim in israel go missing more than you would realize.

    If you choose to go, stay alert, stay armed and stay safe. The US embassy wont help you there if you get in any amount of trouble. Best route would be to get to the US embassy in Cairo but tbh you will get shot before you get there.

    Good luck nigga.
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    And did you notice the video you embedded is made by a branch of the Israeli government itself? Talk about propaganda. Wait a minute, do you have any jedi ancestry? This could explain some things, although you'd be an incredible failure for a jedi.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    The concept of Israel, the country itself, really unnerves me. I'd prefer to never step food near there.

    Take a look at this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mossad#Operations

    Israel has done some shady shady shit. I wouldn't trust them.

    do you ever step foot out of your room?
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    bling bling Dark Matter
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    I hear Palestine is nice this time of year.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I hear Palestine is nice this time of year.

    Especially the Gaza strip.
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    u must gain entry to the west bank
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    Go there and hack all the Iron Domes so they don't work.
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, here's something amusing I recall: https://www.google.com/search?q=poll+israel+worst+-obama

    You really have to try hard to become so universally reviled. Maybe there's a reason jedis have been persecuted throughout history?
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Concrete proof of the widespread evil among the Juden: http://www.alternet.org/grayzone-project/5-most-appalling-acts-incitement-israel-week-major-poll-shows-racism-israel-far
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    posting in a /faggot threat

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    My god you have a chubby face.
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    And I think i may go with them. My father is an ordained minister in longview texas the same church that the movie "burnie" is about.
    Israel is a lot like america and i'd love to go visit. They also have a lot of vape and hookah shops and weed is semi legal there. Has anyone here ever been?



    That's like a video the main characters of a movie watch right at the start. And when they get there it turns out it was clearly propaganda, and they're immediately sold into slavery and torture.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *edgy jedi related post*
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    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    My god you have a chubby face.


    And you're terrified to show yours. Like the govt gives a shit about, you don't any friends or such that someone can use to blackmail you, and I doubt your identity is even worth stealing. Fat face, stroke arm. At least we aren't to show ourselves.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And you're terrified to show yours. Like the govt gives a shit about, you don't any friends or such that someone can use to blackmail you, and I doubt your identity is even worth stealing. Fat face, stroke arm. At least we aren't to show ourselves.

    Shut up. Nobody here likes your EDGY & NEW persona.
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    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    I'll edge you, sexy :0
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