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The NIGGAFICIAL Banner "Contest"

  1. #1
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I actually dig the current banner, haters gonna hate, but I want to do a rotating banner type thing so I'm taking submissions. It's not really a contest though because in the spirit of not giving a fuck I don't want to take submissions and then make a separate voting thread or try to tally votes in this thread or whatever. So here are the rules:

    1. Your image may be a max of 300 pixels wide by 150 high (the current one doesn't meet these rules but w/e)
    2. No animation, no fucking way
    3. Reasonable size. Like 4MB tops.
    4. Format may be png, jpg, or gif (gif isn't prefered tho)
    5. One submission per user

    If you banner meets all the above criteria it will be accepted and go into the banner rotation. HOWEVER each banner will fall into one of three categories: acceptable levels of shitty, really fucking stupid, and NSFW. If it falls into the first it will get put up soon, everyone will see it. If it falls into one of the later too I'll take it but I'll need to whip up some logic to allow people to opt out of the latter two and that might take a little time so just a heads up. Undecided if NSFW will be part of the default rotation or not, thoughts welcome.
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    what have you got against animation you fucking racist
  3. #3
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    The current banner is great, except the way the words are laid out is kinda stupid
  4. #4
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    what have you got against animation you fucking racist


    You were planning on submitting meatspin, weren't you?
  5. #5
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Oh fuck, I should have changed the background to tiled meatspin and embedded that song for pride.

    Dropping the fucking ball over here, god damn.
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    You were planning on submitting meatspin, weren't you?

    nah, same thing as I tried at zoklet - static banner for like 20 seconds, then BAM, goatse


    you might enjoy this:

    http://meat.tornsk.in

    the music will haunt me forever
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Jesus christ lanny i already made a banner thread..

    and no im not trying to hate, I was merely on here, and grimes saw and said the banner sucks, and she isn't biased or trying to please anyone, i noticed after she mentioned it, it was kind of lacking, she's right.

    I know it's your website but i was just trying to help, and the guys did a good job on their stuff, do a rotating banner with whats being submitted in my thread, and I'm sure more people will come up with cool ideas.

    I'm going to submit one myself soon and it will be rad
  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you're a fag, this banner is ace

    I'm going to have trouble making something that rivals it in pure niggertry
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    you're a fag, this banner is ace

    I'm going to have trouble making something that rivals it in pure niggertry


    Trolls gonna troll...
  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    not everyone who calls you a fag is a troll

    some of us have seen your photobucket
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition



    A-HEEEee-hee
  12. #12
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    not everyone who calls you a fag is a troll

    some of us have seen your photobucket

    Top shelf kek.
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    not everyone who calls you a fag is a troll

    some of us have seen your photobucket


    Pretty much everyone has.. haha
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle



    A-HEEEee-hee


  15. #15
    Psychology onboard---- nu nu nu MEATSPIN!!!
  16. #16
    Dissociator African Astronaut
  17. #17
    bling bling Dark Matter
  18. #18
    bling bling Dark Matter
  19. #19
    bling bling Dark Matter
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. #20
    when you say "no animation, no way" is that sarcasm?

    and also off topic

    if you can have a silent mp4 then what would a gif with sound be called? :/
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