The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition

1. 2017-09-20 at 7:15 PM UTC

   #321
   

   Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 She's still alive, just playing dead.

   
   good to hear
2. 2017-09-20 at 9:06 PM UTC

   #322
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by احمد الحميد destination ,,, nebuchanezerr ,,,trapped in daniels life ,,, the pit of lions ,,,whats goin on whats goin onn

   
   Read every word of those accounts. Quite amazing stuff. And I believe it all actually happened, too, just as described.
3. 2017-09-20 at 9:18 PM UTC

   #323
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I....I can't read that
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • NARCassist, 
   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2017-09-20 at 9:23 PM UTC

   #324
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   What pill is that in your avatar?
5. 2017-09-20 at 9:29 PM UTC

   #325
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by احمد الحميد pure acid nice

   
   no, its not 'pure' acid you mong
   
   
   
   .
6. 2017-09-20 at 10:40 PM UTC

   #326
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by احمد الحميد we run shit

   
   Reported.
7. 2017-09-20 at 11:34 PM UTC

   #327
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Even tho you are satan,
   
   I still can't get over my love for you
8. 2017-09-20 at 11:38 PM UTC

   #328
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by احمد الحميد we run shit

   
   you like to play the hardsports huh? that's pretty sick man, an that's coming from a watersports man.
   
   
   
   .
9. 2017-09-20 at 11:39 PM UTC

   #329
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wick Sweat Even tho you are satan,
   
   I still can't get over my love for you

   
   im the edgiest person peri.d
10. 2017-09-21 at 8:56 AM UTC

    #330
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    nice
    
    
    
    .
11. 2017-09-22 at 3:57 PM UTC

    #331
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    absorbing stressful germs as i travel the distance permanetly locked in the cellular forn of sperm doing life evil strife evil seminal germss accumulating darkness swimming thru killing other sperm cells illuminating darkness strangeling them with my tail absorbing life from senem wen i was born i came out screaming and blashpemin covered in blood spittinh at the image of christ on a holy rug since a sonogram i been known i was cursed doctors and ministers stressd i shoud be born in a church they sowed the womb clossed of unholy bitches free mercy i blast thru the stiches ahh hell at last my first curse ther performed the ritual took me home ina hearse butt in the womb i metamorphisized my birth &^ death was already prophesized instead of a crib i slept in a casket killed the first born but christ denied this evil basterd all of u who dont understand what im talking abot ,,, be trapped in the helium of my evil thought and figure ur way out or be comdemmed to eternal living death

12. 2017-09-22 at 3:58 PM UTC

    #332
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Here, have a Thanks for that.
13. 2017-09-23 at 12:59 AM UTC

    #333
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Even tho you are satan,
    
    I still can't get over my love for you

    
    Thanks for the handjob
    
    
    -mash
14. 2017-09-23 at 7:26 PM UTC

    #334
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Bling one one
15. 2017-09-23 at 7:30 PM UTC

    #335
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Abdulla Aljunaid i need to blaze i got to risk a stealth bowl in my room fuk its ok it wont stank noone will no this its a matter of birth and death &^ the thing inbetween wich we call living

    
    Everyone will know;
    
    Parents
    Neighbors
    Friends
16. 2017-09-23 at 7:33 PM UTC

    #336
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Abdulla Aljunaid i need to blaze i got to risk a stealth bowl in my room fuk its ok it wont stank noone will no this its a matter of birth and death &^ the thing inbetween wich we call living

    
    Moments after this post this poster was raided by the DEA. Obviously frightened he made a sudden upright jerking motion in which one particular agent thought he was reaching for a pistol. His body plugged by 5 shots of .45 ACP he gasped his last words "Tiger shsh wif cage".
17. 2017-09-23 at 9:29 PM UTC

    #337
    RestStop Space Nigga
18. 2017-09-23 at 9:31 PM UTC

    #338
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    It's never okay for you, bling.
19. 2017-09-23 at 10:22 PM UTC

    #339
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Start shooting heronz
20. 2017-09-23 at 10:25 PM UTC

    #340
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Joe Kane ur a fucking legend
    
    

    
    You had sex with a legend.
    
    You guys had buttsecks right?
    
    It's not like he would have said no.