ATTN: Captain Falcon

1. 2017-09-19 at 3:48 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ All you have to do is hack your way into the probation MAINFRAME and toggle the numbers.

   
   If he can find him, I heard the hacker name 4Chan is really good at this type of thing.
2. 2017-09-19 at 4:36 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash Yo dawg let me get your address

   
   I'll legit send you gifts tho.
3. 2017-09-19 at 4:57 AM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon If he can find him, I heard the hacker name 4Chan is really good at this type of thing.

   
   Oh man. He's sick. Give him one keyboard, 3 monitors, 5 minutes and a Red Bull and I've heard he can literally set off every nuclear weapon in the world simultaneously. I wonder if the rumors are true!
4. 2017-09-19 at 5:26 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Oh man. He's sick. Give him one keyboard, 3 monitors, 5 minutes and a Red Bull and I've heard he can literally set off every nuclear weapon in the world simultaneously. I wonder if the rumors are true!

   
   Don't forget the balaclava
5. 2017-09-19 at 5:26 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   GIVE ME THE NUKE CODES, OR THE MONITOR GETS IT
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   • RisiR †
6. 2017-09-19 at 5:43 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll legit send you gifts tho.

   
   Que monopoly money.
7. 2017-09-19 at 6:14 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Que monopoly money.

   
   ¿Que?
   
   Cue.
8. 2017-09-20 at 10:13 AM UTC

   #28
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll legit send you gifts tho.

   
   Gifts? Gifts like what?
9. 2017-09-20 at 10:46 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash Gifts? Gifts like what?

   
   Candy
10. 2017-09-20 at 10:47 AM UTC

    #30
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Candy

    
    No, no I don't want any candy from no stranger
    
    No no I don't think so.
11. 2017-09-20 at 10:48 AM UTC

    #31
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Man... if this wasn't about to turn into a charity festival I would've asked you to send me some of those gummiebears so we can trip together.
12. 2017-09-20 at 10:49 AM UTC

    #32
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I seriously can't take a trip
    
    Zyprexa and Lithium
13. 2017-09-20 at 10:55 AM UTC

    #33
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    More like Cuckprexa and Sissyum.
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    • HTS, 
    • The Self Taught Man
14. 2017-09-20 at 11:08 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † More like Cuckprexa and Sissyum.

    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • HTS, 
    • RisiR †
15. 2017-09-20 at 1:08 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon ¿Que?
    
    Cue.

    
    Kill yourselfone throw it in some water remove yourself from technology