I'm really glad that pimple popped

1. 2017-09-20 at 8:29 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I had this growing zit for like a month or two, growing in the crevice between my leg and ball sack. It kind of hurt for awhile, while walking around.
   
   And then it was feeling kind of itchy so I scratched it (which felt way good) and checked it later to find a small amount of puss coming out.
   
   I felt like a new woman on her period, who knew not what a tampon was. I kept squeezing it and all this blood came out. I put a big bandaid on it but that didn't hwlp because of pubes. Then I found a tiny bandaid that did the job.
   
   I think I'm a hypochondriac because first I thought it was an STD and then Cancer.
2. 2017-09-20 at 8:33 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   man you're disgusting
   
   
   
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3. 2017-09-20 at 8:36 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I showered today, nigger
4. 2017-09-20 at 8:38 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   I got this cyst on my head that I usually squeeze when I take a shower, and it fucking smells rancid. It's been there for like a decade now.
5. 2017-09-20 at 8:38 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I got this cyst on my head that I usually squeeze when I take a shower, and it fucking smells rancid. It's been there for like a decade now.

   
   I hope it's not a cyst
   
   That's not normal, you know?
6. 2017-09-20 at 8:48 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   degenerally speaking
   
   also LSD, that likely means you're not getting all of the infectious material out - go to a doctor or slash and burn
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
7. 2017-09-20 at 8:49 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   SLASH AND BURN
   
   OR BURN AND DIE
8. 2017-09-20 at 8:52 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   environmentally destructive farming practices FOR YOUR SKULL
9. 2017-09-20 at 8:54 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I'm going to start petitioning for extracting cyst oil from his head.
10. 2017-09-20 at 8:56 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I had a doctor check it out a few years back in rehab, and he said they could lance it and get rid of it, but it'd leave me with a bald spot and probably come back anyway. I been asking nurses and doctors to check it ever since I noticed it when I was like 16 or 17, any time I ended up in some sort of institution, and they're usually just like oh that's just a cyst. I'm like damn nigga, at least make sure it ain't a damn tumor.
11. 2017-09-20 at 8:59 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Yeah, atleast it's not a tumor
    
    Jesus loves you
    
    But he has given up on the ancestors of those who now have cancer.