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  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 They both have borderline personality disorder for each other

    In less than six months we will see them posting about going on a nationwide crime spree and we'll start calling them "Johnnie and Clyde"

    HTS is too much of a complacent queer to want to fuck up his easy life, that he probably doesn't even realize.

    Once his parents die, he'll probably try appearing on one of our porches in his mid 30s.

    Stretch mark, saggy tits, the whole nine.
  2. Originally posted by mashlehash HTS is too much of a complacent queer to want to fuck up his easy life, that he probably doesn't even realize.

    Once his parents die, he'll probably try appearing on one of our porches in his mid 30s.

    Stretch mark, saggy tits, the whole nine.

    Damn why don't you tell HTS how you really feel about him you queer ass faggot bitch made nigga loven homo fucktard. I can see you trying to stop Scron and HTS wedding, but guess what buddy your to late and also I doubt they'll make it to the mid 30's. So you better hurry before it's too late..............
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  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    How TF is it almost 4 in the morning? I totally see how times flies in meth land but I've been dead sober for like three weeks and the days seem like they are literally like 6 hours long still. Did I die and go to meth heaven? Plz Plz let this be the case.
  4. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Damn why don't you tell HTS how you really feel about him you queer ass faggot bitch made nigga loven homo fucktard. I can see you trying to stop Scron and HTS wedding, but guess what buddy your to late and also I doubt they'll make it to the mid 30's. So you better hurry before it's too late…………..

    HTS is the unlovable.
  5. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by mashlehash HTS is too much of a complacent queer to want to fuck up his easy life, that he probably doesn't even realize.

    It's not complacency from where I'm sitting, although I do understand why you think that. It's more... "if it ain't broke don't fix it". If it means fucking with things that work and potentially making them worse, don't fuck with it. I can see how externally this would apply to me - everyone tells me to do other extraneous shit 'cause what I'm doing doesn't work for them/society/etc. But from where I'm sitting, you all work for me and my life is comfy. Why the fuck would I do anything about that?

    Gift horses, mouths, etc.
  6. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RestStop How TF is it almost 4 in the morning? I totally see how times flies in meth land but I've been dead sober for like three weeks and the days seem like they are literally like 6 hours long still. Did I die and go to meth heaven? Plz Plz let this be the case.

    You're in a coma and your once loving father rapes you in your coma.
  7. Originally posted by mashlehash You're in a coma and your once loving father rapes you in your coma.

    WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? I STILL LOVE HIM..!!! HE WILL ALWAYS BE MY LOVE CHILD SON OF MINE.....
  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    But you raped him, DIDN'T YOU?
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Seventeen
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  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I love you mmq.
  11. Okay so my turn to make a highpost

    At about 2 AM I got into Tinychat with mmQ and ate a whole gummy bear. As the bear kicked in, I started getting worse and worse psychologically. I had a very personal vision and experience that I'm not going to go into specifics about. It ended up with me crying into my girlfriend's shoulder, who I disturbed from her sleep.

    Then it got worse. I literally started to zoom back in time and dig out INSANELY repressed memories, shit my brain had tried to erase forever. I also got lottery numbers. I'm kind of fucking traumatized right now, actually.
  12. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Then don't eat the gummybear..

    No really I understand, I was at a rave and someone was all "hey eat this gummy bear". I thought it was a the gummy but boy was I wrong.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Okay so my turn to make a highpost

    At about 2 AM I got into Tinychat with mmQ and ate a whole gummy bear. As the bear kicked in, I started getting worse and worse psychologically. I had a very personal vision and experience that I'm not going to go into specifics about. It ended up with me crying into my girlfriend's shoulder, who I disturbed from her sleep.

    Then it got worse. I literally started to zoom back in time and dig out INSANELY repressed memories, shit my brain had tried to erase forever. I also got lottery numbers. I'm kind of fucking traumatized right now, actually.

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  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mashlehash Then don't eat the gummybear..

    No really I understand, I was at a rave and someone was all "hey eat this gummy bear". I thought it was a the gummy but boy was I wrong.

    For further information on this story please visit our blog at mashwasmolested.com
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  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I'd rather see myself as a speaking advocate against
    Risperdal induced lactation.
  16. Originally posted by HTS It's not complacency from where I'm sitting, although I do understand why you think that. It's more… "if it ain't broke don't fix it". If it means fucking with things that work and potentially making them worse, don't fuck with it. I can see how externally this would apply to me - everyone tells me to do other extraneous shit 'cause what I'm doing doesn't work for them/society/etc. But from where I'm sitting, you all work for me and my life is comfy. Why the fuck would I do anything about that?

    Gift horses, mouths, etc.

    Dawg, it doesn't work that's why you would post about killing yourself once a week before a homeless guy decided to use you for a crash pad and gay blow job machine. Your life is only comfy cause your parents be letting you spraypaint their walls, otherwise you couldn't live on like 500 Canadian dollars a month. You'll be suicidal again soon!
  17. Originally posted by Wick Sweat Dawg, it doesn't work that's why you would post about killing yourself once a week before a homeless guy decided to use you for a crash pad and gay blow job machine. Your life is only comfy cause your parents be letting you spraypaint their walls, otherwise you couldn't live on like 500 Canadian dollars a month. You'll be suicidal again soon!

    And really it's a pretty pathetic way to think too. People think of all sorts of excuses to explain their lack of ambition in life.
  18. You mean a disaster movie.
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Joe Kane It's more like a romcom actually

    yeah like a really boring shitty one with vince vaughn in it or summing.



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  20. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Dawg, it doesn't work that's why you would post about killing yourself once a week before a homeless guy decided to use you for a crash pad and gay blow job machine. Your life is only comfy cause your parents be letting you spraypaint their walls, otherwise you couldn't live on like 500 Canadian dollars a month. You'll be suicidal again soon!

    if his parents were dead…..
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