Dumpster Slut's Sperm: Auction Thread

1. 2017-09-20 at 5:31 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am auctioning 4oz's of undiluted male semen from a 6ft tall latino man.
   
   This man has an a net worth of over $45,000,000
   
   Starting bid: $5000
   Buyout: $50,000
   
   Auction ends Sunday, September 24th at 24:00 EST.
   
   Good luck
   
   Post last edited by TAFK Dumpster Slut at 2017-09-20T05:34:07.943569+00:00
2. 2017-09-20 at 5:32 AM UTC

   #2
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   I'll pay you twenty bucks to castrate yourself.
3. 2017-09-20 at 6:17 AM UTC

   #3
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut I am auctioning 4oz's of undiluted male semen from a 6ft tall latino man.
   
   This man has an a net worth of over $45,000,000
   
   Starting bid: $5000
   Buyout: $50,000
   
   Auction ends Sunday, September 24th at 24:00 EST.
   
   Good luck
   
   Post last edited by TAFK Dumpster Slut at 2017-09-20T05:34:07.943569+00:00

   
   Nigga I'm sure you didn't even store it right. Otherwise you might have business.
   
   The half life of a sperm is vague, almost null when kept in a plastic jug.