Things you've put Inside your dick

1. 2017-09-19 at 9:30 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Wow
   
   Nothing.
   
   ..but the doctor put a giant swab stick in it once. that hurt
   
   Or a Cystoscope. even worst. I think it had barbs on it.
2. 2017-09-19 at 9:32 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I've never put anything up my dick either. But 5 years ago I smoked speed for a few days and completely lost it and my friend gave me some ghb and I drank a brew and woke up with a catheter up my dick and it was really uncomfortable because the catheter made me feel like I needed to pee. It was terrible.
3. 2017-09-19 at 9:53 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I once had the entire sub-continent of India inside my urethra.
4. 2017-09-19 at 9:53 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I didn't really put it in there, though. It just happened.
5. 2017-09-19 at 10:09 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by RisiR † I once had the entire sub-continent of India inside my urethra.

   
   hope you enjoy your cholera.
6. 2017-09-19 at 10:09 PM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've never put anything up my dick either. But 5 years ago I smoked speed for a few days and completely lost it and my friend gave me some ghb and I drank a brew and woke up with a catheter up my dick and it was really uncomfortable because the catheter made me feel like I needed to pee. It was terrible.

   
   Those hurt like fuck when they pull it out.
7. 2017-09-19 at 10:09 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Shoved a straw down my dick pipe once because I wanted to slurp my semen out
8. 2017-09-19 at 10:15 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Those hurt like fuck when they pull it out.

   
   I dunno if it really "hurts" its just highly irritating.
9. 2017-09-19 at 10:16 PM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   It left a burning/stinging sensation that took like a minute to go away. I'd be all like ohhhhhh fuck and sit there for a bit until it passes.
10. 2017-09-19 at 10:17 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby hope you enjoy your cholera.

    
    How do you feel about yours?
11. 2017-09-19 at 10:44 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh you know just those little bendy colorful pipe cleaners you use for arts and crafts. That it.
12. 2017-09-19 at 10:49 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by RisiR † How do you feel about yours?

    
    I don't have that, im squeaky clean!
13. 2017-09-19 at 10:49 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mmQ Oh you know just those little bendy colorful pipe cleaners you use for arts and crafts. That it.

    
    riser likes to clean his shit pussy with the florescent green ones when he's feeling fanciful.
14. 2017-09-19 at 10:51 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby riser likes to clean his shit pussy with the florescent green ones when he's feeling fanciful.

    
    I do the same thing but with the hot pink.
15. 2017-09-19 at 10:57 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mmQ I do the same thing but with the hot pink.

    
    I figured as much, I personally eat a lot of raw broccoli to clean my shit pussy, I'm all natural.
16. 2017-09-19 at 11 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I figured as much, I personally eat a lot of raw broccoli to clean my shit pussy, I'm all natural.

    
    You should really try the pipe cleaners. Clump them together like a celery stalk and go to town, the little crevices act like the special bristles on your toothbrush that get hard to reach plaque and tartar, except they break up and release encrusted fecals and other lurking creatures
17. 2017-09-19 at 11:09 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ur mum
18. 2017-09-19 at 11:11 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mmQ You should really try the pipe cleaners. Clump them together like a celery stalk and go to town, the little crevices act like the special bristles on your toothbrush that get hard to reach plaque and tartar, except they break up and release encrusted fecals and other lurking creatures

    
    I get what you're saying and I've actually tried it with my lil brother, he taught me a better way, the coffee enema. Butt I'm weird about my booty being penetrated that hard so I just stick to drinking coffee/broccoli.
    
    Though I will admit I do try to give my gf a coccyx adjustment at least one session when I'm with her followed by a bowl of probiotic yogurt because I care about her.
    
    
19. 2017-09-19 at 11:15 PM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel
    Foley catheters. Fuck catheters.
20. 2017-09-19 at 11:16 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^looks like someone needs a big gay dick up their ass