20 tips for having sex with dogs

1. 2017-09-18 at 4:44 AM UTC

   #41
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by matrix high IQ high cognitive empathy dogfucking self succifient badass lanzabundy*

   
   You can't have empathy and fuck dogs. Or threaten to mutilate girls and then cry about why you can't ever get a girlfriend.
2. 2017-09-18 at 4:45 AM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   their anal cavities are so warm and moist it feels like the most comfortable bed you've ever slept in i could spend my whole life relaxing inside the tranquil environment of a stretched out dog anus. i have to use dildos every day a few times a day of increasing sizes to make their asshole dilated enough to fit my heads in (but not my nose so i can breathe) and even when there is shit still in their ass its so soft it keeps me calm
3. 2017-09-18 at 4:45 AM UTC

   #43
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by mashlehash What if somebody contacted one of your family members and sent them the things that you say on this forum?

   
   Someone totally should. This would be a situation in which I'd be totally willing to point someone in the right direction of his PI, too.
4. 2017-09-18 at 4:46 AM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny did you think that was going to shock anyone?

   
   no im just letting you know when i end up killing you it's gonna SUCK
5. 2017-09-18 at 4:47 AM UTC

   #45
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   I think making a death threat against the admin should warrant a ban. Also, it's illegal which is against like one of two rules here.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2017-09-18 at 4:48 AM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Someone totally should. This would be a situation in which I'd be totally willing to point someone in the right direction of his PI, too.

   
   If he was actually fucking a dog I'd say go for it. He doesn't have a dog though, right? I imagine he'd have killed it by now if he did.
7. 2017-09-18 at 4:49 AM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i get a new dog every day
8. 2017-09-18 at 4:50 AM UTC

   #48
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I think making a death threat against the admin should warrant a ban. Also, it's illegal which is against like one of two rules here.

   
   Jesus fucking Christ. I know you guys don't like TOTAL anarchy, but you're all fucking snitches and faggots.
9. 2017-09-18 at 4:50 AM UTC

   #49
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   I just don't like sploo.
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   • The Self Taught Man
10. 2017-09-18 at 4:51 AM UTC

    #50
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Or scron.
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    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2017-09-18 at 4:51 AM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    And you're a ra
    
    a rapper.
12. 2017-09-18 at 4:51 AM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    because we're more evolved than you
13. 2017-09-18 at 4:51 AM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Or scron.

    
    Pretty much.
14. 2017-09-18 at 4:53 AM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Pretty much.

    
    kill yourself you fat autistic loser
15. 2017-09-18 at 4:53 AM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy
    himmy!
    limmy limmy beany plimpy!
    plimmy jimmy hoffguel crimmy
16. 2017-09-18 at 4:53 AM UTC

    #56
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by matrix because we're more evolved than you

    
    

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Pretty much.

17. 2017-09-18 at 4:53 AM UTC

    #57
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by matrix kill yourself you fat autistic loser

    
    All three of those words literally describe you.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
18. 2017-09-18 at 4:54 AM UTC

    #58
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by HTS

    
    Not evolved enough to lose that penis you hate so much, on your own.
19. 2017-09-18 at 4:55 AM UTC

    #59
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery All three of those words literally describe you.

    
    my genes are objectively more refined and higher quality than yours
20. 2017-09-18 at 4:59 AM UTC

    #60
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I am fit as fuck sploo. I work out every day. When's the last time your ass left a chair for more than an hour?