The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition

1. 2017-09-18 at 4:09 AM UTC

   #241
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm afraid Scronaldo is going to make HTS kill himself. It's not like he hasn't ACTUALLY TRIED MULTIPLE TIMES, unlike people like hydro. Can HTS and his tax funded hormones survive a breakup? Let's take bets. I got $3.50 on HTS killing himself within two months of a breakup.
2. 2017-09-18 at 4:13 AM UTC

   #242
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Joe Kane Thats why my avatar is what it is, faggots.
   
   

   
   Out of all the possible avatars you could have chose, you chose that one?
   
   
   You're stupid
3. 2017-09-18 at 4:13 AM UTC

   #243
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Joe Kane Yeah and you just encourage it.
   
   Why would we breakup when neither of us has any friends or any other people that care about either of us (certainly not on this forum).
   
   You wouldn't know real love if it open palm pimped slapped you right in your dumb jedifro face you half mexican hydro tit sucking book writing fake chinese buddhist faggot.

   
   So you're staying together because you're both codependent and have literally no one else? Yeah, that sounds like a relationship that's gonna last.
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4. 2017-09-18 at 4:18 AM UTC

   #244
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Joe Kane No but it doesn't hurt.

   
   It will.
5. 2017-09-18 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #245
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I can only wait for the HTS flood threads about how he hates his guts
   
   And you know it's not going to last very long even sean was telling him to fuck off a few days before he arrived at his doorstep and then it was like oh somebody loves me
6. 2017-09-18 at 4:21 AM UTC

   #246
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Too bad HTS isn't a lady.
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7. 2017-09-18 at 4:27 AM UTC

   #247
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I'm afraid Scronaldo is going to make HTS kill himself. It's not like he hasn't ACTUALLY TRIED MULTIPLE TIMES, unlike people like hydro. Can HTS and his tax funded hormones survive a breakup? Let's take bets. I got $3.50 on HTS killing himself within two months of a breakup.

   
   HTS, for all his failings, is a fucking TANK emotionally. I don't see him EMLing any time soon.
8. 2017-09-18 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #248
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon HTS, for all his failings, is a fucking TANK emotionally. I don't see him EMLing any time soon.

   
   You clearly don't know him
9. 2017-09-18 at 4:31 AM UTC

   #249
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Joe Kane I deserved it for trying to jump off a bridge on etiz

   
   1. People like you shouldn't have access to those drugs
   
   2. Why were you trying to jump off a bridge?
10. 2017-09-18 at 4:31 AM UTC

    #250
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Joe Kane Yeah and you just encourage it.
    
    Why would we breakup when neither of us has any friends or any other people that care about either of us (certainly not on this forum).
    
    You wouldn't know real love if it open palm pimped slapped you right in your dumb jedifro face you half mexican hydro tit sucking book writing fake chinese buddhist faggot.

    
    Does your mom know you're dating another male? SRS question.
11. 2017-09-18 at 4:32 AM UTC

    #251
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 You clearly don't know him

    
    I'm not unironically calling him a female, ever.
12. 2017-09-18 at 4:33 AM UTC

    #252
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Geml, what is your bopok called again?
13. 2017-09-18 at 4:35 AM UTC

    #253
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    HTS literally has a dick. He takes pills and those pills give him tits. When he has a vagina he will be a girl, or at least as close to one as he'll ever get. Calling him a girl doesn't make you any less of a faggot.
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14. 2017-09-18 at 4:35 AM UTC

    #254
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Book*
15. 2017-09-18 at 4:36 AM UTC

    #255
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 HTS literally has a dick. He takes pills and those pills give him tits. When he has a vagina he will be a girl, or at least as close to one as he'll ever get. Calling him a girl doesn't make you any less of a faggot.

    
    Yeah it's gay as fuck, but ain't nothing wrong with that. So long as they use protection so he doesn't give HTS walnut dick.
16. 2017-09-18 at 4:36 AM UTC

    #256
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Geml, what is your bopok called again?

    
    Hitchhiked Into Conception.
17. 2017-09-18 at 4:37 AM UTC

    #257
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yeah it's gay as fuck, but ain't nothing wrong with that. So long as they use protection so he doesn't give HTS walnut dick.

    
    Nothing wrong with that. I'm gay as fuck myself. But I also don't deny it
18. 2017-09-18 at 4:39 AM UTC

    #258
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    §m£ÂgØL has already kind of said what I want to say but I don't think you have any attraction towards HTS at all
    
    I think you're trying to use him
19. 2017-09-18 at 4:43 AM UTC

    #259
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 HTS literally has a dick. He takes pills and those pills give him tits. When he has a vagina he will be a girl, or at least as close to one as he'll ever get. Calling him a girl doesn't make you any less of a faggot.

    
    He will never be a girl because he won't ever ever have a vagina. Just a mutilated penis.
20. 2017-09-18 at 4:44 AM UTC

    #260
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery He will never be a girl because he won't ever ever have a vagina. Just a mutilated penis.

    
    It's going to look like a bratwurst split down the middle