2015-07-01 at 11:46 AM UTC
1. Buy a citrus fruit juicer
2. Buy a slow juicer
3. Buy 1000s of bottles from allibaba, all plastic juice bottles
4. Buy a label printer
5. Buy hundreds of bags of oranges
6. Juice the oranges
7. Poor in the bottles (could sanatize -- but fuck food regulations)
8. Make a label for the bottles, with a name and nutrition values
9. Print off all the labels for the bottles
10. Go door to door ofering to sell them or sell them online for $2 each make a $1 on each bottles/
11. ????
12. profit
2015-07-01 at 8:46 PM UTC
I always just shoplifted copper fittings and 'laundered' them by throwing them into a bonfire so they don't look brand new when I take them to the scrap dealer.
2015-07-01 at 9:08 PM UTC
Buy, buy, buy, buy
yeah I'm sure you'll turn a profit buying all this shit in relative non-bulk and making it by hand, people are gonna really want your shit over Tropicana. I've always thought of doing this with all types of foods because I can get all of the ingredients for free and rent a huge space to live and work on it in and another one to sell it in a blossoming area where people appreciate a local business and then I will become popular and have money
2015-07-02 at 12:05 PM UTC
To put a spin on this find a work place where people for whatever reason can't go to lunch (time constraints/distance/inconvenience etc.) get a couple of those hot n ready lil' Cesar pizzas and just pull up to the smoker's spot or where ever they congregate outside on breaks. This can get a little tricky because not all these places are easily accessible to some random person but in a relatively big city I could see this working. Any ways price the pieces accordingly, I'm sure you could at least double your money this way, peddle your drinks too.
2015-07-03 at 1:59 AM UTC
I thought this was a troll post. No one is going to buy some damn bootleg orange juice.
I do know an older couple that hit it big with an all-natural line of cleaning products
Get a lawnmower, and find some lawns to mow, you can make quick and decent money, and same with shoveling in the winter. That's how all the homeless fucks at the salvation army around here make their drug money.
Or have people make lists, and shoplift them the items on the list and sell it to them for 33%. That's actually a good percentage for stolen stuff.
2015-07-03 at 2:28 AM UTC
I've known people to go around stealing scooters and aluminum ladders and even smaller motorcycles, but its like three or four niggers in a van, so you sort of need a van and some people for that.....lessee what else easy way is there....get some good boltcutters and go to the laundromat, and cut the chains off of a bubblegum machine and throw it in your car, but only get the big ones, like the ones with four or five different machines, because you really won't get that much but its better than nothing, bonus if they are stolen boltcutters, also don't even try to scrap the machine when you are done with it, throw it in the local river....go online and research those car wash vending machines, find out where the cash box is, and disguise yourself and take a dremel to that bitch, they have a lot of money in them....I might think of other stuff later, these are all things that I have heard of in real life or would do if I was broke and prone to such criminality
2015-07-03 at 5:38 AM UTC
I've composed resumes for people, and charged them a decent amount (50 bucks), and then just used a template and did it in like 10 minutes. Lessee....theres always buying research chemicals in bulk and reselling them...or you could be a dick about it and misrepresent them as something else...I wouldn't do it, but hey, it makes money.....theres the old standby of finding people going through withdrawal and buying their prized possessions for cheap, a friend of mine got a hi-point .45 this way for 5 ms. contins, a few days later he does an AD with his wife in the room and his kids in the next room, he is in prison now, and probably one of the dumbest human beings I have ever met. I guess you gotta have a dedicated network of addicts for this, though...most of my friends these days are people I met at the methadone clinic
2015-07-03 at 5:45 AM UTC
Hah I forgot about this one, but sometimes the convenience stores here would stack their coolant out front near the parking spaces. Why would they do that shit? I took all of the bottles that weren't 50/50, every chance I got. thirty jugs of coolant, sometimes more, even if I could only get a bottle or two before the clerk could see, I would grab any I could. I probably could have sold it but I would just give it away to family and friends.
2015-07-03 at 5:52 AM UTC
I went through one period where I would shoplift those little figurines that they sell to use for realistic train set landscapes, partly because they were expensive and concealable, partly because I thought they were cool looking. I never could sell any of them, go figure. I eventually found a train nerd that went to my grandma's church that expressed interest, so I just gave them to him. I still have the graveyard set.
I heard that some craft stores sell sterling silver charms, and those are worth some cash, but they are usually locked up. If I was still into stealing, I would go check out the back of that locked case, see if there is a way to access it from there. But I'm not, I have better ways of making money these days.
2015-07-03 at 1:23 PM UTC
You're not going to be able to sell that shit door to door, but rent a stall at a popular farmer's market for yuppies and you're golden. I've actually thought about doing this too. My idea was to just get some cheap jelly or something from the grocery store and put it in fancy homemade looking bottles and make up some name like Sunrise Farms Organic Vegan GMO Free Wild Range Blueberry Jelly or some shit and charge like $10 a bottle.
2015-07-03 at 9:10 PM UTC
Buying bags of oranges is retarded, your overhead costs will be enormous. If you aren't growing your own produce to make the juice you won't possibly be able to make money or sell at an economical cost.
Make e juice vape liquid. Buy PG and VG in gallons and an ounce of nicotine and sell it for like $10/30ml. The margins on vape juice are insane but the real money comes from good flavors.
2015-07-03 at 10:38 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Check parking lot, garbage bins and around front entrance for cash receipts over $50. Take receipt into store, match item, take item to service desk and request refund + tax. If stopped by LP, show receipt.
