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"Lets Throw The Ole' Pigskin!"

  1. #1
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I remember when my dad used to say that to me. That meant me stumbling up from my computer, high as shit on some kind of drug, and then watching in horror as he held down a pig and cut it's skin off. It squealed. Oh! How it squealed. He'd cut the pig's skin off and toss this mound of flesh to me. "PIG SKIN, SON!" and we'd toss it back and forth. I'd start weeping after awhile, looking at the struggling pig. He'd snap his fingers to bring my attention to his eyes. "LOOK AT ME, SON! PIGSKIN!"
  2. #2
    Grimace is the name you chose. You're no longer satisfied with putting a P in front of your favorite bands name from back when you were 17, livin in the trap of Atlanta. shootouts with the cops every other day. Standin in the kitchen bumping.. metal
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