I bought a fifth of Absolut vodka to help calm my nerves.

1. 2017-09-10 at 3:34 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I just needed like a couple shots to calm my nerves on monday but all I could get was a fifth... so I'm probably gonna have a headache at work tommorow :facepal:
2. 2017-09-10 at 5:08 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   But we know you just going to get really angry and think about your ex girlfriend
3. 2017-09-10 at 5:08 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Forget about work and hook up with your ex girlfriend and tell her that you're sorry for being a piece of shit that never supported her
4. 2017-09-14 at 5:16 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Acterrr
5. 2017-09-14 at 6:17 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   U no have access to airplane shots?
6. 2017-09-14 at 6:20 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mashlehash Forget about work and hook up with your ex girlfriend and tell her that you're sorry for being a piece of shit that never supported her

   
   Forget about your ex girlfriend and hit up that fat whale down the street with herpes on her lip that's been eyeballing you for a month
   
   you know the one
7. 2017-09-14 at 6:22 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Why don't we three meet up and start a puppy mill?
8. 2017-09-14 at 8:52 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   You're working now? What kind of job did you find and do you like it?