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The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition

  1. 2017-09-09 at 3:41 AM UTC
    #61
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sometimes I want to take like 300mg of dph at night because its kind of interesting to fall asleep to but its not worth sleeping till noon and being foggy all day. I just got my 15g today though so I'll probably take 50mg or 75mg and get some nice sleep.
  2. 2017-09-09 at 3:46 AM UTC
    #62
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Sometimes I want to take like 300mg of dph at night because its kind of interesting to fall asleep to but its not worth sleeping till noon and being foggy all day. I just got my 15g today though so I'll probably take 50mg or 75mg and get some nice sleep.

    What the fuck would you want 15 grams of diphenhydramine for anyways?

    The other night I took like 600 mg and it felt like my fucking organs were screaming in the morning
  3. 2017-09-09 at 3:50 AM UTC
    #63
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash What the fuck would you want 15 grams of diphenhydramine for anyways?

    The other night I took like 600 mg and it felt like my fucking organs were screaming in the morning

    Allergies and sleep. I seldom take more than 50mg. Plus the bottle was less than $7 on Amazon and with my free 6mo of PRIME I couldn't resist. It's something I like to have in my arsenal.
  4. 2017-09-09 at 3:57 AM UTC
    #64
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Allergies and sleep. I seldom take more than 50mg. Plus the bottle was less than $7 on Amazon and with my free 6mo of PRIME I couldn't resist. It's something I like to have in my arsenal.

    Just don't go full retard but it's kind of hard to overdose on that because nobody really wants to.
  5. 2017-09-09 at 3:57 AM UTC
    #65
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am in love

    I walked into the corner store and said hi to her like I do every fucking day at least 9 times.

    I can't stop.

    I don't say anything else to her. I walk around and don't even try to make eye contact with her. I don't ever buy anything. I just leave.

    I can't look. I love her. If I look, I know she won't love me. I can't ever look. And as long as I don't, I know she loves me too.

    AND THEN THE LORD JESUS FELL DOWN FROM THE HEAVENTRY AND SPOKE:

    KID!

    YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO

    TODAY, ME, YOU, PARADISE, SUCKING AND FUCKING GALOOOOOOOOREEE!!!!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. 2017-09-09 at 4 AM UTC
    #66
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I am in love

    I walked into the corner store and said hi to her like I do every fucking day at least 9 times.

    I can't stop.

    I don't say anything else to her. I walk around and don't even try to make eye contact with her. I don't ever buy anything. I just leave.

    I can't look. I love her. If I look, I know she won't love me. I can't ever look. And as long as I don't, I know she loves me too.

    AND THEN THE LORD JESUS FELL DOWN FROM THE HEAVENTRY AND SPOKE:

    KID!

    YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO

    TODAY, ME, YOU, PARADISE, SUCKING AND FUCKING GALOOOOOOOOREEE!!!!

    Dad, don't beat this one please
  7. 2017-09-09 at 4:01 AM UTC
    #67
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mmQ I am in love

    I walked into the corner store and said hi to her like I do every fucking day at least 9 times.

    I can't stop.

    I don't say anything else to her. I walk around and don't even try to make eye contact with her. I don't ever buy anything. I just leave.

    I can't look. I love her. If I look, I know she won't love me. I can't ever look. And as long as I don't, I know she loves me too.

    AND THEN THE LORD JESUS FELL DOWN FROM THE HEAVENTRY AND SPOKE:

    KID!

    YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO

    TODAY, ME, YOU, PARADISE, SUCKING AND FUCKING GALOOOOOOOOREEE!!!!

    Where the fuck do you come up with this shit mmq?
  8. 2017-09-09 at 4:01 AM UTC
    #68
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Dad, don't beat this one please

    Football daaaaayaad
  9. 2017-09-09 at 4:03 AM UTC
    #69
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash Just don't go full retard but it's kind of hard to overdose on that because nobody really wants to.

    McFUCK that shit. Wouldn't dare, I just like standing on the edge before I go to bed once in a very blue moon.
  10. 2017-09-09 at 4:10 AM UTC
    #70
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 McFUCK that shit. Wouldn't dare, I just like standing on the edge before I go to bed once in a very blue moon.

    What does that even mean you crude negroid

    I'm going to mind fuck everyone until they start saying negroid
  11. 2017-09-09 at 4:11 AM UTC
    #71
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Niggerfag
  12. 2017-09-09 at 4:11 AM UTC
    #72
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It means I just took 50mg and there's nothing you can do about it you negroidic oaf
  13. 2017-09-09 at 4:26 AM UTC
    #73
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What do you guys think of this one?

  14. 2017-09-09 at 4:31 AM UTC
    #74
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 It means I just took 50mg and there's nothing you can do about it you negroidic oaf

    Well I guess you better take more. Take it all

    take it all take your life
  15. 2017-09-09 at 6:02 AM UTC
    #75
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    man, my bitch still ain't back, its 7am, dunno wtf is going on. if she ain't dead she getting one hell of a spanking when she gets home.



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  16. 2017-09-09 at 6:04 AM UTC
    #76
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by NARCassist man, my bitch still ain't back, its 7am, dunno wtf is going on. if she ain't dead she getting one hell of a spanking when she gets home.



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    She's having sex with another man another man that isn't you because you aren't a man
  17. 2017-09-09 at 6:06 AM UTC
    #77
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash She's having sex with another man another man that isn't you because you aren't a man

    no she ain't



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  18. 2017-09-09 at 6:07 AM UTC
    #78
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by NARCassist no she ain't



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    Yes she do
  19. 2017-09-09 at 6:10 AM UTC
    #79
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by احمد الحميد all u do is chat go find a seat in the back

    Who the fuck are you Bumble fuck
  20. 2017-09-09 at 6:28 AM UTC
    #80
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash Yes she do

    no she fucking ain't. wtf are you on?



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