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Its my birthday

  1. #1
    I have been drinking since 7am and I'm about to eat a kpin.

    I spent all day downloading stuff to watch, The Martian and all the Ali G. Fargo and Better Call Saul, I got beer and money, my friend buys me dinner and we are supposed to go to friend #2's house to watch movies/play vidya

    He says "I need a nap" (he's 23) and is gone for the night, my other friend wants to go home because we are just driving around listening to music LOUDLY.

    He gets out and my friend with the car is like "I think I freak them out because of the music and crazy driving".

    I said its because they value their life and aren't depressed, just boring.

    So we just drove around the city looking for beer for me and I borrowed some video games and now im bored as fuck at 11:15pm on a friday...

    Seems pretty lame.

    Here was what I had for lunch

    http://m.imgur.com/tNy9cqj
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  3. #3
    Happy birthday. These are for you!
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  4. #4
    Britain got me a brexit and global economic uncertainty, Best bday ever.
  5. #5
    I'm literally buying their remaining stock in everything that gets you high piss cheap. I fucking love Brexit.

    Happy Birthday, Spacecat. I can mail you some Benzos if you want.
  6. #6
    My grandma sent me a $100 Walmart gift card and all I want to buy is stuff to make shake and bake meth.
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