Wisdom handed down to you from your parents

1. 2017-09-07 at 8:21 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   "If you've gotta eat a shit sandwich, take big bites"
   -- Lanny's Mom
   
   Always stuck with me. I guess because she doesn't swear often. Also I think it's sound advice.
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2. 2017-09-07 at 8:23 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   hey lanny, how you doing pal?
   
   
   
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3. 2017-09-07 at 8:35 AM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   a bad racist racists out of hates for other races,
   
   a good racist racists out of loves for his race.
4. 2017-09-07 at 8:37 AM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   dont you EVER let anyone touches you THERE !!!!
   
   shout NOOOOOOO !!!!!! if they do.
5. 2017-09-07 at 8:37 AM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   do not go alone with your teacher to anywhere.
   
   never !!!!!
6. 2017-09-07 at 8:49 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by benny vader a bad racist racists out of hates for other races,
   
   a good racist racists out of loves for his race.

   
   If that's the case it makes the most sense to be a bad.
7. 2017-09-07 at 8:51 AM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by mmQ If that's the case it makes the most sense to be a bad.

   
   well your parents are wrong.
8. 2017-09-07 at 8:52 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by benny vader well your parents are wrong.

   
   If you're going to hate the right reason is to hate because you hate, not because you're supposed to hate. Dumby.
9. 2017-09-07 at 10:29 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   My parents taught me that if you're mentally ill you probably shouldn't raise kids.
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10. 2017-09-07 at 4:12 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by mmQ If you're going to hate the right reason is to hate because you hate, not because you're supposed to hate. Dumby.

    
    racism isnt about hate. its preference according to race.
    
    now i dont hate your inferior race at all, i just love mine.
11. 2017-09-07 at 4:16 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by benny vader racism isnt about hate. its preference according to race.
    
    now i dont hate your inferior race at all, i just love mine.

    
    That's patriotism.
12. 2017-09-07 at 4:18 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by mmQ That's patriotism.

    
    thats your a reetardd.
13. 2017-09-07 at 4:19 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Lanny my nigga, you're wasting your time on threads like this when you should be like a code monkey in a fucking sweatshop, with nothing to eat.
14. 2017-09-07 at 4:21 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My dad always warned me about women with big tits.
    
    "Mijo," he said. "Once they find out you have money, that's it! That's all they care about is the money."
    
    I didn't listen to him before. I now listen to him.
15. 2017-09-07 at 4:23 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by benny vader thats your a reetardd.

    
    Reetardd and right
16. 2017-09-07 at 4:25 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    "Fuck 'em all. Shoot to kill."
17. 2017-09-07 at 4:25 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    my dad stuck me with this idea of "don't care what anyone else thinks, just be smarter/work harder than them so you don't have to listen to them" which is not the most helpful way to go about things i think
18. 2017-09-07 at 4:25 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by mmQ Reetardd and right

    
    until you dicktionary patriotism
19. 2017-09-07 at 4:27 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by benny vader until you dicktionary patriotism

    
    Oh we're using dictionaries? I don't see ur raciss definition in there.
20. 2017-09-07 at 4:39 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by mmQ Oh we're using dictionaries? I don't see ur raciss definition in there.

    
    
    noun
    1.
    a person who believes in racism, the doctrine that one's own racial group is superior or that a particular racial group is inferior to the others.