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  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    The last few weeks that I've been unemployed, ive began meeting up with this neighbor lady that gives me shrooms as long she can ride my dick. she is pretty but kind of fat and works for the federal government. I stood her up the other day because I'd already been having to much sex. I ask her for some of the shrooms and she tells me she's going to charge me because I'm an asshole and I made her cry. I agree to it and serves me a coupe of micro brews with the shrooms and makes me lunch.

    I start tripping so hard that I almost lose it. I went into the bathroom and cried for a little bit witch seemed like it was forever and I dry heaved, I came out and apologized to her for feeling so fucked up and she told me its not fault and I can take all the time I need when I'm with her. I hated feeling like a baby, but at that moment I realized I'm nothing more than a baby and I will never be anything but a baby until I leave this world full of greed and hate and ugliness. I thought about leaving her place and going to kill myself, but I didn't do that obviously.

    She told me that she didn't want to suck my dick because of the way other guys have treated her, and thats why she uses a condom, we didn't have sex but we laid naked together for awhile. The maintence man came in and made a joke a and a made a ween reference .

    She gave me some shroom capsules and a little bit of h to sell.

    She only lives a few blocks away from me,, I stopped by the corner store to get a brew and I popped it open when i was walking outside and this guy was driving a black ford impala and and he circles around all awkardly while im holding a 20 ounce (i rarely walk around like a nigger but the one chance i do...)

    I try to walk normal with an open brew and i'm holing a bottle full of mushrooms ativan and vicodne and he pulls of next me and ask me to talk to him and I tell him, and tell him I dont know who you are , he gets out of his car and starts chasing me, I walk to let him catchup to me and then i FLICkck him on and keep running al the way back home

    shits crazy, so I'm pretty much still tripping bals hanging with my cat before work tomorrow,.. i

    i kind of felt bad for being that way , but whatelse are you going to do?

  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I honestly thought for a secon when the cop tried to talk to me that I would be like, "oh hey whast up" and give him what he wannted, but i realized no matter this isn't going to end up in anyones favor unless I tell him to fuck off and run , it sucked I really did feel bab about it afterwards, but I was just being a loner, having a brew and tripping shrooms in the summer in austin just like anyone should do, \

    It was just kind of wierd that that girl works for the pigs and pigs were right around the corner,,...
  3. #3
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    She set you up. And those aren't capsules of powdered mushroom, you fool, it's one of their advanced mind control drugs. This is all part of Their Plan. You know what you need to do.
  4. #4
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Bill Krozby, you always have the most interesting stories to tell, which always makes me question "Is this real? Or is he making shit up?" What is it?!?!?
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Bill Krozby, you always have the most interesting stories to tell, which always makes me question "Is this real? Or is he making shit up?" What is it?!?!?


    I will admit I do troll often, but this completely happened and I'm still kind of uncomfortable about the whole thing.
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    She set you up. And those aren't capsules of powdered mushroom, you fool, it's one of their advanced mind control drugs. This is all part of Their Plan. You know what you need to do.


    I thought about that, but when I took the capsules I opened them up and poored them onto my tongue and they tasted like mushrooms. They felt good at first, they made me realize that I probably have stomach cancer, and fundamentally don't like black people and liserds. I looked at myself in the mirror and I didn't even know who I was anymore, I felt like I was once a capybara from mexico 5000 years ago.

    I took six grams, which is kind of a lot but I've been casually taking a couple grams over the last few weeks so I have a tolerance.
  7. #7
    I hope you die.
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I hope you die.


    Why?

  9. #9
    You don't deserve to live.
  10. #10
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I thought about that, but when I took the capsules I opened them up and poored them onto my tongue and they tasted like mushrooms. They felt good at first, they made me realize that I probably have stomach cancer, and fundamentally don't like black people and liserds. I looked at myself in the mirror and I didn't even know who I was anymore, I felt like I was once a capybara from mexico 5000 years ago.

    I took six grams, which is kind of a lot but I've been casually taking a couple grams over the last few weeks so I have a tolerance.

    That's exactly what they want you to think. You're falling into their trap.
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oMuueR3mpO

  12. #12
    I'm doing shrooms on my birthday. Also gonna get drunk, smoke weed and eat kpin.
  13. #13
    Teach me...
  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I'm doing shrooms on my birthday. Also gonna get drunk, smoke weed and eat kpin.


    whens your bday bb? Mines june 26.
  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Teach me…


    teach you how to what? how to nae nae?
  16. #16
    teach how to what? to nae nae?

    to prostitute to women for drugs... thats badass
  17. #17
    whens your bday bb? Mines june 26.


    The 24th niggaaaaa
  18. #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    The 24th niggaaaaa


    Oh yeah I forgot, right on man.
  19. #19
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    to prostitute to women for drugs… thats badass


    You just need to find a girl who has drugs and likes to have sex with you, thats all. lolI have money to buy drugs and beer but this week I've gotten a lot of booze and drugs for free for some reason.
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