5 Things Only Totse Kids Will Remember (You Won't Believe Number 3!)

1. 2016-06-20 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   5) "Hey Jeff, I just found five dollars on the ground. You want it? It's yours!"
   
   
   
   4) Meta's reign of terror.
   
   
   
   3) Kelly Osbourne revealing herself to be a user of totse in an episode of The Osbournes.
   
   
   
   2) Mirror in the lake story.
   
   
   
   1) JENKEM (the less said, the better! Lol)
2. 2016-06-20 at 3:21 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Mirror in a stream. By e-blip, was it? That was the first thread I remember reading on Totse.
3. 2016-06-20 at 3:24 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Mirror in a stream. By e-blip, was it? That was the first thread I remember reading on Totse.

   
   
   You know how when you read a story, you visualize what's happening by equating it to shit in your life? Like, if you read a story about a house, you'll probably imagine your own house, or a house you're familiar with.
   
   But when I read that mirror in a stream story, I imagined a stream from where I used to live as a child, which is fucking weird. However, it's not THAT weird, considering I read it in what, 2004? I WAS a child then. Like, four years earlier I was in my childhood home. Fucking helllllllllllllllll..... nobody else will find that as crazy as I do, since it's a personal thing, but damn son.
4. 2016-06-20 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #4
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I was on totse when I was 14/15 and I don't know about any of those things except jenkem, and by the way plenty of people that were never on totse know about jenkem.
5. 2016-06-20 at 4:52 PM UTC

   #5
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   *a wild Bill Keller appears*
   
   
   
   "I will sue you guise at shut you down!!"
6. 2016-06-20 at 4:57 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If you search the original bill keller video on youtube, 4chan is taking credit for it even though it says totse in the title/description. Fucking hell.
7. 2016-06-20 at 5:25 PM UTC

   #7
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   this actually makes me angry. I think it's the only thing you've ever posted that did.
   
8. 2016-06-20 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What a bunch of fucking faggots. Fuck 4chan.
9. 2016-06-21 at 12:19 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   buzzfeed jokes are so last year
10. 2016-06-21 at 12:53 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    *flips fedora*
11. 2016-06-21 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #11
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    *fucks an asshole*
12. 2016-06-21 at 2:21 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    buzzfeed jokes are so last year

    
    
    whats buzzfeed
13. 2016-06-21 at 6:46 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    whats buzzfeed

    
    jedi propaganda
14. 2016-06-21 at 7:09 AM UTC

    #14
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    pretty sure they recently went bankrupt for scandalous reporting of hulk hogan's 10" penis
15. 2016-06-21 at 10:41 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Only know of 1 and 3, but have heard of 4
    
    Also, you forgot: