2017-09-06 at 1:09 AM UTC
I think I know why Kim Jung Un is so angry all of the time.
He found out an American Meth Whore he had sex with during his visit to Disney Land had gave him HIV3.. which is difficult to detect because it's top secret.
I dip my wand of HIV3 @ all of you
2017-09-06 at 1:12 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I think it's because his dad wanted a girl, and named him Kim.
2017-09-06 at 1:14 AM UTC
Kim Jong-Un isn't the one who went to Disneyland. That guy lost his status as heir to the regime when that happened. And Kim is the family name.
2017-09-06 at 1:40 AM UTC
... You're the one making the outrageous claim.
Yet the burden of proof is on me to prove he DOESN'T have some undetectable rare virus (which somehow means it's top secret)? Come on, now.
2017-09-06 at 1:56 AM UTC
Come on what? I usually just come in the toilet.
2017-09-06 at 1:57 AM UTC
I know. It's immature to make a mess. When I come in the toilet, I don't have to clean anything up.