Hey Niggas in Space, it's §m£ÂgØL, AMA!

1. 2016-07-06 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hello my name is §m£ÂgØL, author of the critically acclaimed §m£ÂgØL account. I'm here with my assistant and will be answering your questions from now until 9PSTD.
   
   Remember to look out for my new album, Call of The Hawaiian Goose, which will be available on Amazon on July 32nd.
2. 2016-07-06 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What are the contents of your book, Hitchhiked into Conception?
   
   Inb4 a smart alecky answer; just post the damn book. PLEASE!
3. 2016-07-06 at 6:57 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
   Do you believe all men either gay or straight should be involved in some sort of ass play either on Holidays or special occasions?
4. 2016-07-06 at 10:23 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   What are the contents of your book, Hitchhiked into Conception?
   
   Inb4 a smart alecky answer; just post the damn book. PLEASE!

   
   Basically it only covers things before everything got dramatic. I published it when hydro was like four months pregnant.
5. 2016-07-06 at 10:24 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Do you believe all men either gay or straight should be involved in some sort of ass play either on Holidays or special occasions?

   
   I think ass play is an important part of a healthy mind, it should be practiced on a daily basis. I know it takes time and often a lot of preparation, but just like food, sleep and water, your body NEEDS ass play.
6. 2016-07-07 at 2:54 AM UTC

   #6
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I've heard that if you put a frog in a pan of cool water and gradually turn up the heat, it does not detect the temperature change and is calm even as it is cooked alive.
   
   is this an apt metaphor for your life?
7. 2016-07-07 at 5:35 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I've heard that if you put a frog in a pan of cool water and gradually turn up the heat, it does not detect the temperature change and is calm even as it is cooked alive.
   
   is this an apt metaphor for your life?

   
   First of all, this is totally wrong. Like frogs, I too feel torturous heat rising. :(
   
   PSA: Please don't torture frogs
8. 2016-07-07 at 7:29 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   §m£ÂgØL you are by far the least interesting poster I remember from Zoklet.
9. 2016-07-07 at 8:08 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Please re-phrase your insult in the form of a question. Thank you.
10. 2016-07-07 at 9:28 AM UTC

    #10
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    TAFK Dumpster Slut. Pfffffft. More like DUMB Dumpster Slut amirite amirite?
    
    §m£ÂgØL were you by far the least interesting poster anyone can remember from Zoklet?
11. 2016-07-07 at 5:21 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    TAFK Dumpster Slut. Pfffffft. More like DUMB Dumpster Slut amirite amirite?
    
    §m£ÂgØL were you by far the least interesting poster anyone can remember from Zoklet?

    
    Dumpster Slut, maybe. Anyone from zoklet though? Definitely not.
12. 2016-07-07 at 6:48 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    Dumpster slut is back
13. 2016-07-07 at 8 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    I think ass play is an important part of a healthy mind, it should be practiced on a daily basis. I know it takes time and often a lot of preparation, but just like food, sleep and water, your body NEEDS ass play.

    
    Hmm, hmmmmm.
    
    Personally, i think sex with children is an important part of a healthy mind, it should be practiced on a daily basis. I know it takes time and often a lot of preparation, but just like food, sleep and water, your body NEEDS sex with children.
    
    How did that make you feel? Exactly.
    
14. 2016-07-07 at 8:10 PM UTC

    #14
    GoIIum Houston

    Hmm, hmmmmm.
    
    Personally, i think sex with children is an important part of a healthy mind, it should be practiced on a daily basis. I know it takes time and often a lot of preparation, but just like food, sleep and water, your body NEEDS sex with children.
    
    How did that make you feel? Exactly.

    
    It makes me feel horny and I totally agree with you. Children these days need tender loving care and we need to give them our hearts and penis.
15. 2016-07-08 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #15
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    It makes me feel horny and I totally agree with you. Children these days need tender loving care and we need to give them our hearts and penis.

    
    If only it were so, imposter §m£ÂgØL.
16. 2016-07-09 at 12:12 AM UTC

    #16
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'd need solid proof you are the genuine article, the real McCoy, the cat's meow.
17. 2016-07-09 at 12:50 AM UTC

    #17
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    O boy Spec if you can fuckup my shit you cando anything.
18. 2016-07-09 at 10:48 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    On topic ya fags
19. 2016-07-09 at 10:48 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    this is my thread bitchesimin control
20. 2016-07-09 at 2:49 PM UTC

    #20
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    On topic ya fags

    
    You don't scare me.