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Happy birthday LSD

  1. #1
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Hts give him a field day (handjob)
  2. #2
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Just a nice sloppy sally, it's as easy as holding hands in the park. He can grasp your melons and you can act like you're sour like a lemon, but you can meet him halfway at Strawberry Fields

    forever
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by mashlehash Just a nice sloppy sally, it's as easy as holding hands in the park. He can grasp your melons and you can act like you're sour like a lemon, but you can meet him halfway at Strawberry Fields

    forever

    That sounds grape.
  4. #4
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Happy Birthday, LSD!

    20-summin years ago you destroyed your mother's poon forever. Be proud.
  5. #5
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Use a quick clap on clap off...

    AND hts doesn't even have hep c!

    But LSD can pretend, if he's dirty like that.
  6. #6
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    He wasn't chasing a high when he picked up leftover street drugs. He just wanted to catch HIV.

    Silly little LSD.
  7. #7
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I'm sure there are people like that.

    Kinda like a desire for pain, but this time, it's a desire to feel dirty and wrong.
  8. #8
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    They are called Dougchasers.
  9. #9
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Give me 2, please. Thank you.
  10. #10
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    *hands LSD a coffee and one (1) Beat-Your-Mother-Up-And-Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free card for birthday present*
  11. #11
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Let me suck your dick.
  12. #12
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I don't want your fucking ALD
    You asshole

    You're probably a goddamn fed

    And I can't even take psychedelics right now because I'm on antipsychotics

    I'm on lithium
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