Eating a fortune cookie whole including the note makes it come true.

1. 2016-07-14 at 10:40 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Try it. You can't read it first tho, you gotta eat it whole.
2. 2016-07-15 at 4:30 AM UTC

   #2
   GoIIum Houston
   I wish you would eat me whole. I'll make your wish come true afterwards, I promise.
3. 2016-07-15 at 4:44 AM UTC

   #3
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   Fortune cookies taste like shit, Id rather not, plus most fortune cookies these days have stupid 'words of wisdom' like dont spit in the wind or the equivalent.