2017-09-01 at 10:19 PM UTC
I actually heard that his mother had specifically purchased the Starbucks coffee, and in a state of delerium is when and why DSL (digital subscriber line not dick sucking lips [I'm not rude]) believed the beverage to be under his sole ownership, and here, the truth, is that despite that belief, he actually offered the drink to his mother, who laughed and thanked him knowing full well it was hers to begin with.
At this point SLD (silly little dork, not SHIT LIPPED DICKHEAD, jeez u guise) went back to his room feeling good about gifting his mom, decided to expound upon it and grabbed some cash from his drawer, went back and offered to take his mom out for a fancy pasta dinner.
Here, she politely declined, making mention that she had already ate a Simply Deliteful healthy frozen TV dinner upon which LDS (latter-day saint, not Loaner for Disadvantaged Students, ) grew outraged at her declination of his offering, and then as we all recall, THIS is in fact where he promptly with zero inhibition and maximum blind rage pummeled, swatted, scratched, clubbed, conked, twisted, ripped, sliced, hammered, gardening scissorsed, chainsawed, and finally cooked his own mother until she was lifeless.
Just clearing up the details.
2017-09-01 at 10:21 PM UTC
WRONG! She was already dead when I cooked her. I'm not a damn savage.
2017-09-01 at 11:34 PM UTC
yeah DSL(dreaded sith lord, not did screw lanny(i'm not infaggotryshack(), you're not a doctor.
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2017-09-02 at 12:08 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Apparently, beating up your mother is all the rage these days.
2017-09-02 at 12:32 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
You should have harassed fox news
