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Bill Krozby's trashy summer reading list

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I'm going to try and start reading again, I went out to the dumpster to throw away cat ass and by the dumpster was a box of books so I figure I will read them.

    In there was

    mein kamp
    50 shades of grey
    natural cures "what they don't want you to know"
    the great philosophers

    Who ever tossed these out because their lease was up and to lazy to move was obviously a total hate hippie.
    What books have you guys been reading lately? I'd like to get a "newer" book that just recently came out but I've never liked the jedi york times shittiest best seller recommendation because they are almost always deen koontz and james patterson books (the only books in jail, surprise surprise)


    I think I'm going to start with 50 shades of grey so I have something to talk about with 19 year old sluts on dates.
  2. #2
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    The latest books I've read this year are

    Dirty Martini - J.A. Konrath
    Bloody Mary - J.A. Konrath
    A Killer's Essence - Dave Zeltserman
    Retire Inspired - Chris Hogan

    And I just started re-reading Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
  3. #3
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Besides one of the later Harry Potter books when I was like 13 I don't think I've ever read a book in the year it was released.

    Also I choose to believe Bill Krozby literally found a book called mien kamp: a book about a small pudgy german child who set up a campsite in the woods and spent a summer swimming in the Rhine and petting deer in ecstatic natural wonder. As summer drew to a close he bade nature fare well, broke up his little camp, and headed home. As years go by he goes through all the normal trials of growing up, first love and heartbreak, trying to find a place in the world but through every challenging episode he draws strength from the memory of his time in the forest, fondly recalling what it was to be truly alone and unafraid, fulfilled. He graduates and becomes a lawyer, a criminal defendant, he works hard to see the best in his clients and wins many of them a second chance. Whenever things seem bleak, a case isn't going his way or he makes a mistake in the courtroom, when he feels the pressure of the world bearing down on him he remembers lying on a hill just before dawn, the blackness of the sky and the trees just before the pre dawn explosion of colors, the deep purple to vibrant orange and red, and he remembers that it's going to be OK. He ends up marrying one of his clients, they have a daughter together and he takes pleasure in watching her grow up, in growing old with his wife. He spends many intimate moments with his family, they spend almost every weekend together, sometimes traveling to see far away things, sometimes simply playing board games on chilly winter days, but as close as he is with them he never tells them about his summer in the woods, his little camp. The only corner of his soul he holds back, that is his alone. In the solitude of nature all those years ago he learned the value of privacy. Time carries on, his daughter enters law school, dead set on becoming a lawyer like her father. The man starts to find himself a little more tired each day, eventually he hands the firm over to his younger ambitious partner and retires with his wife to a small but comfortable home outside the city, he spends his days reading or occasionally helping his former partner with legal research. Now that he's older he likes to wake early and watch the dawn, careful every morning not to wake his wife as he gets out of bed to stand in front of his living room window. Things continue this way for several more years. One day, climbing the steps at the local library he finds himself shorter of breath than usual. He mentions this to his doctor at his annual checkup a few weeks later, the usual tests are run but the results are bad. The doctor speaks in circles, polite as he has to be, but the man understands, he is old and was expecting as much. He goes home and says nothing to his wife, they enjoy their usual simple dinner and he embraces her tightly before they go to bed at the same early hour they always do. The man awakes earlier than even he is accustomed to, quietly dresses as he always does but instead of standing in front of his window with a cup of tea he gets in his car and drives, it's a few hours in the dark before he pulls to the side of the road. He parks the car, leaves the keys on the seat and heads into the dense forest, the same forest he walked through over 70 years ago. He had not returned since but he still knew the way, even in the dark. Although his body was not as strong as it had been before he walked with conviction, though his lungs burned the defiant heat of his labor drove the predawn chill from his limbs. After walking for a long time, with frequent stops, he arrived where he knew his campsite had been. It looked little like it did when he was a child, trees had fallen and grown and he knew the place only by the position of the river and the grade of the land and yet he knew he was here again. He sat down beneath a tree, felt the moss of the forest floor and looked up at the sky, it was brilliant orange and yet to the man it seemed to be getting darker rather than lighter. As he drew his final, shallow breath the man knew he had finally returned to... mine kamp.
  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Hitler was a very sensitive man.
  5. #5
    I want to read "The Wire and Philosophy: This America man"
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    Check out what I just found
  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Interview with a vampire, as far as fiction is concerned. Sophie's book review says it's bretty decent as far as vampire books are concerned, touching on underlying philosophical and existentialist questions.
  8. #8
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Hey Bill Krozby, did you ever read "the great philosophers"? Which philosophers are considered great?
  9. #9
    Stirner, Jung, Neitzsche, Schopenhauer and Tolstoy are some of my favorites.
  10. #10
    stirner is 2 spooky 4 me.
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^lol fag
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    ^lol fag

    lol pleb. You dont get the reference because you are an uneducated fuccboi.
  13. #13
    Anyone finish their summer reading?
  14. #14
    Anyone finish their summer reading?

    I haven't read Commander Hadfield's book yet but only because I know its gonna blow me away when I do, I am saving it for when I get really bored one day.

    I have added a few books to the list though. I am Malala and this


  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I did, I didn't realize I'm such a kinky nazi after reading mein kampf and 50 shades of grey
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