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Captain Falcon is jedi

  1. #1
    Joecaine Yung Blood
    The real reason he is a handsome and well tanned individual glasses wearing doughboy is not because he is a sand nigger but a desert kike this entire time.

    Thats why he plays off the paki jokes like pish posh oh you guize. Call him a thieving greedy kike and watch him fly off the handle and vehemently deny it.

    This is a tell tale sign of the classic self hating jedi. This also explains his kosher home life (likely still lives with parents, single looking for a nice jedi girl) and his fake "wealth" (hoarded stolen gold doesnt count).

    The linchpin is he lives In the place with more jedis than any other place on the planet, Florida.

    Also he has been to Israel.



    Post last edited by Joecaine at 2017-09-01T16:00:23.387634+00:00
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    Bradley Black Hole
    i never knew
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