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I left $200+ worth of stuff sitting in the food court of the mall.

  1. #1
    I am such an idiot.

    I am such a fucking idiot.

    That was like, 10 hours ago... mall's closed now.

    It wasn't junk either, I even had fucking prescription medicine too. Fuck.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    At the risk of sounding condescending, how in the FUCK do you do something like that? How is it even possible? "Welp, I'm done eating, guess I'll just stand up and leave the mall now without anything in my hands even though I came here to buy things which I did do and I should have something in my hands but I don't." Maybe if you were stoned out of your gourd I could see it.

    You better have a GOD DAMNED good explanation for this.
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    At the risk of sounding condescending, how in the FUCK do you do something like that? How is it even possible? "Welp, I'm done eating, guess I'll just stand up and leave the mall now without anything in my hands even though I came here to buy things which I did do and I should have something in my hands but I don't." Maybe if you were stoned out of your gourd I could see it.

    You better have a GOD DAMNED good explanation for this.

    Severely depressed, thoughts of suicide and worthlessness clouding my brain.
  4. #4
    I was holding at least 1 carry bag, it was the one that had my leftover food in it.

    God, I'm such a fucking idiot. Such a pathetic existence.
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Severely depressed, thoughts of suicide and worthlessness clouding my brain.

    I'll accept that. I get those feelings when I go to the mall too. :p
  6. #6
    If I found such a bag I would turn it in to security, you should call them and ask, you never know.

    What kind of meds were in there?.
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    If I found such a bag I would turn it in to security, you should call them and ask, you never know.

    What kind of meds were in there?.

    I'm back on valium to help with my anxiety/night terrors. That's something I wanna go back for and try to explain. "Yeah I need more because I accidentally lost it lol"

    It's such a rough area too, I'm just hoping no deadbeat kids picked them up.

    I'll have to go back tomorrow and ask, yeah. Fuuuuck. I just can't get over what an idiot I am.
  8. #8
    I would have stole the Valium because I'm a dope feen but I think most humans would do the decent thing and turn it in to lost and found/front desk/ security.

    You can probably convince your doctor to write you a refill, show him this thread if he doesn't believe you.
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You can probably convince your doctor to write you a refill, show him this thread if he doesn't believe you.

    If I was drinking something when I read this I would have spit it everywhere.
  10. #10
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    What a coincidence! I found $200+ worth of stuff sitting in the food court of the mall earlier.

    Whoever left it there is such an idiot.

    They are such a fucking idiot.

    It wasn't junk either, I even found fucking prescription medicine too. Fuck.
  11. #11
    Being around niggers will help you to avoid making that same mistake again. Whenever I see a bunch of pavement apes standing around outside, loitering and staring at me as I exit my car, it reminds me to lock the door and roll the windows up.
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    I'm back on valium to help with my anxiety/night terrors. That's something I wanna go back for and try to explain. "Yeah I need more because I accidentally lost it lol"

    It's such a rough area too, I'm just hoping no deadbeat kids picked them up.

    I'll have to go back tomorrow and ask, yeah. Fuuuuck. I just can't get over what an idiot I am.

    Protip: DO NOT do this with your doc. They will see it as drug seeking behavior even if you really DID lose it. Only the motherly and elderly can get away with that kind of thing. You may get your script cancelled. I did this a long time ago with a hydrocodone script I have and I went from 60 a month to 10 a month and then next time I went in he didn't give me any even though there was no medical reason to have stopped. I know it sucks but you're better off long term just sucking it up and waiting till next month.
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    That sucks. Hope you get your shit back. Not something valuable to most people, but I lostmy drivers license, social security card, and a shiyloadof important documents andhad no idea where I lost them when I was 200 miles out of town. Fortunately a few weeks later, someone from the grocery store mailed it all back to me. Apparently it fell in he parking lot. Good luck with that.
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