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1. 2017-07-27 at 9:23 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You've got to be fucking kidding me lmao
   
   
   
   Hard cucked by battle.net
2. 2017-07-27 at 9:35 PM UTC

   #2
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   short cocked virgin
3. 2017-07-27 at 9:39 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader short cocked virgin

   
   You are assuming I have a cock in the first place
4. 2017-07-27 at 9:47 PM UTC

   #4
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon You are assuming I have a cock in the first place

   
   so now your playing the pussy card ... heh ??
   
   irregardless, picts.
   
   or gtfo.
5. 2017-07-27 at 9:48 PM UTC

   #5
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Diablo wuznt gud ether
6. 2017-07-27 at 10:37 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader so now your playing the pussy card … heh ??
   
   irregardless, picts.
   
   or gtfo.

   
   No. I have a Navi-esque splitting appendage near my crotch. I can only mate with others of Zarbloxian heritage.
7. 2017-08-21 at 1:49 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Overwatch is gay
8. 2017-08-21 at 3:05 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   You play ranked Falco?
9. 2017-08-21 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie You play ranked Falco?

   
   Usually yeah but I haven't ranked this season, I only got to 9 matches, because I'm usually playing Quick Play for the stream. I got top 500 in NA for Season 1.
10. 2017-08-22 at 5:59 AM UTC

    #10
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Why do companies set themselves up for the same flood bullshit. Someone gotta learn.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
11. 2017-08-22 at 7:07 AM UTC

    #11
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by benny vader so now your playing the pussy card … heh ??
    
    irregardless, picts.
    
    or gtfo.

    
    Irregardless isn't a word.
12. 2017-08-22 at 10:27 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Irregardless isn't a word.

    
    It is now
13. 2017-08-22 at 10:28 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash Why do companies set themselves up for the same flood bullshit. Someone gotta learn.

    
    Because it's not feasible to scale up massively for a launch, then scale way the fuck back 3-4 hours later (which is when this issue basically went away).
14. 2017-08-22 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #14
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Irregardless isn't a word.

    
    lsd used to be asynonymous with mommy beating.
15. 2017-08-22 at 6:55 PM UTC

    #15
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Asynonymous isn't a word.
16. 2017-08-22 at 10:08 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Asynonymous isn't a word.

    
    Asynonymous used to be synonymous with not being a word
17. 2017-08-23 at 12:52 AM UTC

    #17
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Asynonymous isn't a word.

    
    neither is synergize in 19th century.