2017-08-21 at 10:58 PM UTC
...after I bought my half pint, I gave her fifty cents back, but what a fuckin angel... She was so fuckin sweet and kind I felt like a total POS for only being able to give her back the other fifty cents. I would've fallen in love with her right then and there if she were't a little fuckin girl...
Post last edited by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick at 2017-08-21T23:04:56.939575+00:00
2017-08-21 at 11:05 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Man...you're fucked up
Spirited Away, anyone?
2017-08-21 at 11:15 PM UTC
Shut the fuck up, mash
Anyways...I fuckin forgot what I was gonna say.... nitrous is awesome.
2017-08-21 at 11:16 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Yeah, tell me to shut the fuck up.
You know you're fucked up and you don't want to confront that challenge.
2017-08-22 at 1:30 AM UTC
Nothing wrong with falling in love with 10yo girls. But you were a dick for taking her money, even though she was offering.
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2017-08-22 at 1:31 AM UTC
should have put her in your pockets