How do tell my new employer i'm too much of a fuckboi to work the cash register?

1. 2017-08-21 at 2:03 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick You are what you are

   
   dude, you can do it. trust me. you're just convincing yourself you have some sort of disorder that doesn't allow you to run a till so you don't have to be put in the uncomfortable position of trying anything new. seriously just fucking do it. what is stopping you from pressing buttons and telling people to have a good day? absolutely nothing
2. 2017-08-21 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   Just pretend you're black.
3. 2017-08-21 at 3:19 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Xanax.
4. 2017-08-21 at 6:04 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick You are what you are

   
   Yes, and you're a victim.
5. 2017-08-22 at 5:49 AM UTC

   #25
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Tell them you have a disorder involving numbers.
   
   But then you would look weak.