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I hit my head, had a seizure and now I have a Jamaican accent

  1. #1
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Christ, de berg!!!! (chris deburgh)

    anyways out of extreme frustration and the fact that the other day while going for a walk I passed out, or fainted, like 2 hrs after I woke up, well rested and not having taken drugs. When I got home I realized my face was all fucking dented, but in reality I lost so much weight the skin can't compensate. I think.

    Something something my dad can't go to this concert with me, which really bummed me out, but I was still ok because one of my favorite bands. And then my mom started being a mother and said you can't go blah blah im worried

    Well incase no one here knows I'm not a legal adult yet, I will be in march. but descendents isn't playing in 2017. Not where I live. Their album is called hypersomethingcaffeine spazzinate, or something like that. theyre out of ideas. theyre old. especially milo. I'm going to be very depressed that this is the only band I've really really liked near me playing that I could see but I can't

    so I tried to knock myself out and hopefully stop breathing and hit my head, the front, with a maybe, an inch thick, was the wood that I hit my head with in the front, anyways, I hit my head pretty hard and blacked out, my mom and dad I remember the first thing when I came to, I passed out. I know I did because I passed out the same the other day and I've passed out many times. I've done it on purpose, I've had someone else do it to me on purpose. So I got up as fast as I could to say DON'T CALL ANY-- JRERJE I PASSED OUT THATS ITETTET came up with a lie saying WHEN YOU HIT YOUR HEAD THE BRAIN COMPENSATES BY PUTTING THE LUNGS INTO OVERDRIVE SO THE BODY FORCES ITSELF TO EXERT ANY ENERGY TO KEEP BREATHING AND STAY ALIVE, MY LUNGS WERE INFLATING AND DEFLATING VERY FAST, LIKE AN ATHSMA ATTACK. I PASSED OUT AS A RESULT AND LOOKED LIKE I WAS SEIZING BECAUSE LUNGS.

    something something im probably going to drink myself into a coma today isntedj jj xcant see milo and ,m favorite band mostly that still tours... I'll be wanting to die for months but


    THIS IS A 1ST WORLD PROBLEM. I KNOW IT IS, AND I KNOW THIS IS ALL MEANINGLESS, IF IT HAPPENED TO ANY OF YOU WITH YOUR FAVORITE BAND YOU'D FEEL BAD AND COPE AND LIVE WITH IT.

    I might. but honestly I don't think I will learn to cope for a while. its an oppurtunity thats gone
    \
    I wrote a song called the original west coast ahkmah (jeuneasterrn setting)

    https://soundcloud.com/user-895074734/the-original-west-coast-ahkmah
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I saw the descendents play devo songs at a fest since devo couldn't make it, shit was rad

    this was the show i saw them at



    and why can't you see them? I'm sure its an all age show....

    and yeah they are old and may be out of ideas, but I bet you even their new shit will sound good live. its just how they are.

    Plus I doubt its their last show, devo still plays shows and they are even older



    its sucks 2 days before my birthday slipknot was going to play i got the tickets and errr thing but they canceled the austin date, so I'm just going to see my favorite band on my bday
  3. #3
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Have you seriously purposefully knocked yourself out by hitting your head?

    You know there have been relatively recent findings suggesting that concussions/traumatic brain injury (a concussion of any severity is classified as this) are much more dangerous than previously thought, that the damage can be long-term and cumulative.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^the autisimo intensifies.
  5. #5
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    no I cant see them because I have no money and no car , mom said she was gonna pay for the ticket because I have no debit. I have some money to pay for it but the tickets can only be bought on ticketmaster online with a card and printed out..afaik. And If I had ticket to ride, my parents would call the cops say I'm mentally unstable druggie left for show with no where to go or etc and get me psychwaded
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    It doesn't need to be printed out.. and why wine to your parents about taking you if you can't even gather thirty dollars , your parents shouldn't have to pay for you to go to concert. Get a job you jeeeeeeeert

    Or talk a rich old man into buying you things. Be creative .

    I bet you plenty of underagd kids will get into that show
  7. #7
    The tragically hip Gord Downie got brain cancer and my last chance to ever see them I can't bring my dad so fuck you if you think I don't have #FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS

    The hip is what I listened to last year after July when I stopped posting because I was too busy trying to die from meth, heroin, MDMA and booze. That dark period where I knew everything in life would soon come crashing down forever, and I was right and because I knew it would happen I was able to hit the meth pipe as it all burned before my eyes... And then I ran out.

    Drugs are also first world problems.
  8. #8
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    ^the autisimo intensifies.

    The fact that concussion causes cumulative damage to the brain has been common knowledge for like years bro. They even made a movie about it. Knowing things doesn't make you autistic.
  9. #9
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    It's valuable information that he should be aware of, particularly considering he's only 17, his brain is still developing, and is already incredibly fucked up to begin with due to years of taking who knows how many drugs and whatever psychiatric/neurological disorders he may have.

    I mean, honestly, if you're genuinely knocking yourself out by hitting your head with a block of wood, waking up with your parents panicked thinking you may have had a seizure or serious medical emergency due to your breathing patterns *facepalm*
  10. #10
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    It's valuable information that he should be aware of, particularly considering he's only 17, his brain is still developing, and is already incredibly fucked up to begin with due to years of taking who knows how many drugs and whatever psychiatric/neurological disorders he may have.

    I mean, honestly, if you're genuinely knocking yourself out by hitting your head with a block of wood, waking up with your parents panicked thinking you may have had a seizure or serious medical emergency due to your breathing patterns *facepalm*


    The information is so well known and obvious that it's value only matters to one who is daft enough not to know that the brain being shaken is dangerous enough as it is and shaking it again, at any time in the future is damaging. Hell I even remember nonprofit organizations (usually very depressed parents trying to give their severely brain damaged child's life mean something or to give themselves a reason to live after their kid dying) coming into my gradeschool with their wheelchair-bound kid talking about the tragic football game and the importance of proper sports medicine complete with rolling him/her/it/ down the floor while a bunch of tramautized/indifferent 3rd graders hold their hands out while Jimmy Almostwas's stiff contorted arm is held out like a good-game charade.

    And about the next part, pot calling the kettle black.

    Years of who knows how many drugs, I know how many, I can name every single one, not counting that spice garbage I learned about from a certain Samajwadki Party toilet. After the whole incident, my dad said to me yeah, your mom fucking panics away too much, The spice incident she was blah blah and this incident same thing even though its like comparing a lightning storm to a static shock. Also I've had seizures before as a child, absence seizures, and believe it or not I remember having only like 2 or 3 (actually that's pretty plausible considering they're absence.. what I mean is I remember the seizure auras and seizure afteraffects and this was just a clean cut blow to the head but next time I'll be the head doing the blow.

    edit: damn re reading my original post I was pretty bleh'd. Still haven't gotten any sleep because I'm on a mission.


    [SIZE=8px]a mission from god


    weyoun 4 > weyoun 5. gods don't make mistakes. they make self replicating votra. Rom doesn't make mistakes he makes self replicating mines and makes a good grand nagus
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  11. #11
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I heard of a guy once who suddenly switched from being left-handed to being right-handed after banging his head. The weird part was, he was still left-footed, like before; that never changed. That could get very expensive, especially if you're banging your head a lot. Maybe if you just banged your head around for awhile, you could suddenly become a math expert, or suddenly acquire the intellect of Albert Einstein, or just become someone else entirely.
  12. #12
    Newest niggasin.space meme.. Banging your head.. Fuck Trianglism, Nutmeg, huffing raid and jenk.
    Banging your head is the most OP high ever.. Do it hard enough and you wake up in 1807 back when all drugs were legal.

    OFFICIAL THEME SONG OF BANGING YOUR HEAD-/MUSIC TO HEAD BANG TO (HEAD BANGERS ARE WHAT WE CALL PEOPLE THAT BANG THEIR HEADS TO GET HIGH NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH HEADBANGERS)

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wzOZTFaS-jw
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  13. #13
    what does it feel like tho
  14. #14
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    wagron bout dis jamaican arksent mun?
  15. #15
    bling bling Dark Matter
    wot day in march????>>1``"""
  16. #16
    Thread of the century
  17. #17
    bling bling Dark Matter
    jump of a bridge u r more retard than Bill Krozby
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  18. #18
    bling bling Dark Matter
    sum1` post pls
  19. #19
    pls
  20. #20
    I'm too busy banging my head against the wall to give a fuck what you people say/do/post

    beer can mon

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