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  1. #61
    so what happens, like, the moon goes in front of the sun and all the chickens go to bed? or what LOL
  2. #62
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by greenplastic so what happens, like, the moon goes in front of the sun and all the chickens go to bed? or what LOL

    Yes, in addition to people rising from the dead and Satan himself hovering over the entire planet at once.
  3. #63
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    This particular eclipse is a sign of the conclusion of the End Times. Soon after, just a month or two after, terrible, terrible things are going to happen to everyone everywhere. The world has never seen what is going to happen next. To add to all that, the very DNA in your body has been undergoing a change, and the same with the particles of everything on the planet. The whole universe as we know it is now shifting into the territories of the New World. Many will not make it.
  4. #64
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This particular eclipse is a sign of the conclusion of the End Times. Soon after, just a month or two after, terrible, terrible things are going to happen to everyone everywhere. The world has never seen what is going to happen next. To add to all that, the very DNA in your body has been undergoing a change, and the same with the particles of everything on the planet. The whole universe as we know it is now shifting into the territories of the New World. Many will not make it.

    I'll give you 10:1
  5. #65
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This particular eclipse is a sign of the conclusion of the End Times. Soon after, just a month or two after, terrible, terrible things are going to happen to everyone everywhere. The world has never seen what is going to happen next. To add to all that, the very DNA in your body has been undergoing a change, and the same with the particles of everything on the planet. The whole universe as we know it is now shifting into the territories of the New World. Many will not make it.

    tfw Americans are still somehow this delusional about their importance. A solar eclipse happens in America so it's a sign of the end times. Jesus Christ, lol.
  6. #66
    ^ -spectrals candian...:facepal:
  7. #67
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Every single particle of reality as we know it is already changing. It's slow and gradual. All the timelines are terminating. The last sign will be when Nibiru appears for everyone to see, the Great Red Dragon of old, with its orbiting moons and satellites. It is already in our solar system, coming in from behind the Sun. It will take everyone by complete surprise. They will not know the way out.
  8. #68
    I'm a Californian. Our States clash.. remember?

    You Orgonians think you're the shitz or something acting like we can't drive in snow and other stupid stereotypes. Go hug a fucking tree, Pigfucker!

    time is 4:44

    Originally posted by SBTlauien I live in Salem, OR, so it's coming to me, as well as everyone else. I called in today and I'm calling in tomorrow.

    OP, where is this 'shitty' part of Oregon you're visiting? It must not be the fabulous vacation spot of Salem, OR.

    Edit: that smog from the forest fires is gone for now.
  9. #69
    ^ just joking.. Oregonians don't know sarcasm either it seems.
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  10. #70
    i was telling some dude that the last closest solar eclipse we had (which was over 20 years ago.. not the one 5-6 years ago or last year) in california was about 80 percent totality.. You could kind of see a weird darkening grey in the blue sky. and then I heard crickets and frogs chirping away on my hillside.

    cows were mooing across the other side of the hill from our back yard. I feel tomorrow it will be similar in Northern California but then again, it's been the worst fogiest year I have seen in SF east bay in decades. 4-5 years of nothing but unusual sunny blue skies in July and Aug without any fog to this.

    Anyways the person I said this about crickets and animals said "I'v been in a total eclipse before.. I didn't notice this, never heard this before but whatever"

    then last night they were saying it on the news because it's a fucking fact. I just wish I had more lime to cover him with when I left him in a ditch out in the middle of nowhere. fuck you for not believing me and now the rideshare company wants to know If I remember dropping him off

    ^land of sardonia
  11. #71
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Nibiru and its moons should become visible during the event.

    What about Space Jesus. Will you guys have your hand on the Red Jesus Escape Hatch Button?
  12. #72
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 What about Space Jesus. Will you guys have your hand on the Red Jesus Escape Hatch Button?

    Planet X is real, dude. Pics are coming in from all over, as we speak.
  13. #73
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    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick ^ -spectrals candian…:facepal:

    >he thinks we have spectral's actual dox
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  14. #74
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Planet X is real, dude. Pics are coming in from all over, as we speak.

    Gosh, on Totse some 25 years ago, when there was a delay on my 4800bps modem, we called it Planet X and "decades from now it will slam into earth"

    not verbatum but I recall it being an ongoing thing.. I always thought it was a joke. apparently it's not to some.

    but you have so many people wound up, they think a sundog is nurberooo and it's shadow dancing with the sun. I think they're staring into the sun looking for it too much.
  15. #75
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Planet X is real, dude. Pics are coming in from all over, as we speak.

    Post a single one of these pics.
  16. #76
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Post a single one of these pics.

    Google nibiru in the sun and sort by date in Google images.

    https://www.google.ca/search?safe=off&rlz=1C2AOHY_enCA754CA754&biw=1152&bih=749&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=nibiru+in+the+sun&oq=nibiru+in+the+sun&gs_l=psy-ab.3...90201.94960.0.95320.17.17.0.0.0.0.172.1834.7j10.17.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.15.1611...0j0i67k1j0i8i30k1.Jdsc13_G-vc
  17. #77
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Google nibiru in the sun and sort by date in Google images.

    https://www.google.ca/search?safe=off&rlz=1C2AOHY_enCA754CA754&biw=1152&bih=749&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=nibiru+in+the+sun&oq=nibiru+in+the+sun&gs_l=psy-ab.3...90201.94960.0.95320.17.17.0.0.0.0.172.1834.7j10.17.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.15.1611...0j0i67k1j0i8i30k1.Jdsc13_G-vc

    If nibiru were between us and the sun, it wouldn't be visible cause the sub would be shining onto the other end of nibiru.

    If nibiru were on the other side of the sun then we'd all be dead cause it's a bajillion times bigger than the sun apparently.
  18. #78
    Iris or Optical flares.

    some too obvious not to know this.

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Google nibiru in the sun and sort by date in Google images.

    https://www.google.ca/search?safe=off&rlz=1C2AOHY_enCA754CA754&biw=1152&bih=749&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=nibiru+in+the+sun&oq=nibiru+in+the+sun&gs_l=psy-ab.3...90201.94960.0.95320.17.17.0.0.0.0.172.1834.7j10.17.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.15.1611...0j0i67k1j0i8i30k1.Jdsc13_G-vc
  19. #79
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yeah, pretty sure everyone would have heard if that was the case.

    https://www.google.ca/search?safe=off&rlz=1C2AOHY_enCA754CA754&biw=1152&bih=749&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=nibiru+in+the+sun&oq=nibiru+in+the+sun&gs_l=psy-ab.3...90201.94960.0.95320.17.17.0.0.0.0.172.1834.7j10.17.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.15.1611...0j0i67k1j0i8i30k1.Jdsc13_G-vc
  20. #80
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    why can't you just wear normal sun glasses and look at the eclipse? seems like a marketing ploy.. will you really go blind?

    once upon a time there was love in the light but now I'm only in the dark falling apart, a total eclipse of the heart... a total eclipse of the heart, bright eyes.. oooooooooohh
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