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Should I buy a bidet

  1. #1
    sploosh sploosh my clean little butthole. Do you concur? How is your bidet experience
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    just get a showerhead with a really long handle
  3. #3
    Originally posted by aldra just get a showerhead with a really long handle

    then it'll just spray everywhere

    what kind of water pressure does a bidet even have
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Memeing_Electron then it'll just spray everywhere
    you can get showerheads that ejaculate a stream rather than a spray

    what kind of water pressure does a bidet even have

    https://www.kaercher.com/au/home-garden/pressure-washers/k-6-200-14460020.html
  5. #5
    Originally posted by aldra you can get showerheads that ejaculate a stream rather than a spray



    https://www.kaercher.com/au/home-garden/pressure-washers/k-6-200-14460020.html

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9hAM68K9OU
    this strength is the minimum for me, my ass crack is like a jungle
  6. #6
    HTS highlight reel
    Yes. Get a bidet. It's much cleaner. Combine the bidet with the abrasive power of TP for maximum butt cleanliness.
  7. #7
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    be a man, use garden hose and control the water flow with your thumb.
  8. #8
    Do a handstand then walk backwards to the sink on your palms, wedge your asshole into the faucet so it makes a seal and turn it on hot.
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