what would you do in this situation

1. 2016-09-09 at 2:07 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   your off work on a friday night and decide to enjoy some vaporized dmt. you load up the pipe and start playing schpongle really loud and proceed to smoke the dmt. but your neighbors are dumbasses and hear your schpongle music and thinks its isis music and calls the feds on you so now your waking up out of your dmt trip and theres a bunch of cops with guns in your face?
2. 2016-09-09 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   fifth
3. 2016-09-09 at 3:23 AM UTC

   #3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   How could anyone confuse shpongle with 'ISIS' music? Anyway, to answer your question, I'd kill myself.
4. 2016-09-09 at 3:56 AM UTC

   #4
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   I'd sit there and wonder wtf was going on.
5. 2016-09-09 at 5:36 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I'd jump to unplug my computer and would probably get shot in the process. Then you can Honk4Sophie on Twitter and shit.
6. 2016-09-09 at 7:26 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   id load up the pipe again and say "is this real life"
7. 2016-09-09 at 7:49 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Murder/suicide
8. 2016-09-10 at 5:42 AM UTC

   #8
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Huff cock
9. 2016-09-10 at 5:45 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Huff cock

   HUFF ANOTHER COCK
   
   
   
10. 2016-09-10 at 10:46 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    HUFF ANOTHER COCK
    
    

    
    huff two more cocks just to be safe
11. 2016-09-10 at 11:02 AM UTC

    #11
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    I'd jump to unplug my computer and would probably get shot in the process. Then you can Honk4Sophie on Twitter and shit.

    
    Good reason to wear a watch that triggers a mechanism to wipe it. If they're careful enough they may be able to retrieve ram data with coolants IIRC, but I don't know if this method is still feasible, and it was really only used for a poweroff. Made even easier with a smart watch, despite being distasteful in their current state, from my impression, but, concessions/trade offs. Link to phone > data plan > alarms relaying a home/base breach w/ video and audio feed, or if it hasn't occurred yet and you're surrounded outside, well, you should obviously still do it. Hands up, press a button, saved. Unless you're high enough profile for them to have acquired knowledge of it (They play damn dirty.). It's really surprisingly simple and there are already programs in place so that it wouldn't take much more work than buying things, gathering some software, and setting them up.
12. 2016-09-10 at 11:20 AM UTC

    #12
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    OP, you should blare this next: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGSg_D0cSJLxe9jkuWsc1uw/videos?sort=p&view=0&flow=grid
13. 2016-09-10 at 11:40 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Good reason to wear a watch that triggers a mechanism to wipe it. If they're careful enough they may be able to retrieve ram data with coolants IIRC, but I don't know if this method is still feasible, and it was really only used for a poweroff. Made even easier with a smart watch, despite being distasteful in their current state, from my impression, but, concessions/trade offs. Link to phone > data plan > alarms relaying a home/base breach w/ video and audio feed, or if it hasn't occurred yet and you're surrounded outside, well, you should obviously still do it. Hands up, press a button, saved. Unless you're high enough profile for them to have acquired knowledge of it (They play damn dirty.). It's really surprisingly simple and there are already programs in place so that it wouldn't take much more work than buying things, gathering some software, and setting them up.

    
    
    Deadman switch + Dynamite. Ultimate opsec