How close is the Solar Eclipes

1. 2017-08-15 at 5:34 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Where you at?
   
   If you live near Boise you don't have to drive far. I have to travel 700 fucking miles into a shitty part of Oregon to see it. Most likely it will be overcast. plus there is a fire up there which is blanketing the state with smoke (not to mention drifting down here too)
   
   I think if you're in Wyoming you will get a good view.
2. 2017-08-15 at 5:40 PM UTC

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   DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
   Minnesota, unfortunately. I'd like to see it closer, but I'm either travelling with family to a cabin in the northern deepwoods, or skipping out and partying with friends. One way or another all I'll see is a partial
3. 2017-08-15 at 6:21 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by DocFoster Minnesota, unfortunately. I'd like to see it closer, but I'm either travelling with family to a cabin in the northern deepwoods, or skipping out and partying with friends. One way or another all I'll see is a partial

   
   fuck that. buy a live pig, go into the mountain region where it will cross in totality and murder the pig in a primitive style sacrifice and rub its blood all over your naked body.
   
   then eat the pizza you brought with you and down it with a frothy ice cold rootbeer.
4. 2017-08-15 at 8:29 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   6 days
   
   https://www.greatamericaneclipse.com/
5. 2017-08-15 at 8:44 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   All it is is a fucking shadow of a large rock in space. It's not the coming messiah.
6. 2017-08-15 at 8:56 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL All it is is a fucking shadow of a large rock in space. It's not the coming messiah.

   
   No one suggested it was.
   
   but I do hear it causes the temps to drop like 10 degrees Fahrenheit.
7. 2017-08-15 at 8:57 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 No one suggested it was.
   
   but I do hear it causes the temps to drop like 10 degrees Fahrenheit.

   
   It's true, even a partial eclipse makes the temperature drop. Pretty crazy when you experience it. Which i hope you do because, fucking space maannnnnnn.
8. 2017-08-15 at 8:58 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie It's true, even a partial eclipse makes the temperature drop. Pretty crazy when you experience it. Which i hope you do because, fucking space maannnnnnn.

   
   I want to fuck in space, Man!
9. 2017-08-15 at 8:59 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 I want to fuck in space, Man!

   
   I imagine it'd be messy.
10. 2017-08-15 at 9:04 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie I imagine it'd be messy.

    
    unless it coagulated in the pen shaft.
11. 2017-08-16 at 3:12 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Dunno bout the eclipse
    
    but I saw a meteor shower.
12. 2017-08-16 at 3:27 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Looks like I'd have to drive about 500 miles to totality range. I won't be doing that.
13. 2017-08-16 at 3:30 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Come on bro, it's totally worth it.
14. 2017-08-16 at 3:33 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mashlehash Come on bro, it's totally worth it.

    
    Once upon a time I was falling in love
    But now I'm only falling apart
    And there's nothing I can do
    A total eclipse of the heart
    Once upon a time there was light in my life
    But now there's only love in the dark
    Nothing I can say
    A total eclipse of the heart
    
    
15. 2017-08-16 at 4:34 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ Once upon a time I was falling in love
    But now I'm only falling apart
    And there's nothing I can do
    A total eclipse of the heart
    Once upon a time there was light in my life
    But now there's only love in the dark
    Nothing I can say
    A total eclipse of the heart
    
    

    
    Did you write that?
    
    I love some good poetry.
16. 2017-08-16 at 4:48 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mashlehash Did you write that?
    
    I love some good poetry.

    
    Yes
17. 2017-08-16 at 4:49 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    We should collaborate over the bullshit we experience as tophat gentlemen.
18. 2017-08-16 at 10:09 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ Yes

    
    101% Believable.
19. 2017-08-16 at 12:08 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I know unwyred is all over this.
20. 2017-08-16 at 1:35 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ Yes

    
    Why you lie?