2017-08-08 at 6:19 AM UTC
Every night that I go to the blackjack table.
Tonight, I lost a bit, but I wound up fucking the bartender in the bathroom, Krista is her name, and then I got kicked out, and I was walking to the ale store and this guy pulls up beside me and says Hey u NEED a ride and I'm like yeah and he tells me I tried to buy him a shot right b4 I got kicked out, so he was just being nice, and so I bought him an energy drink and he drove me home which was 2 blocks caway.
2017-08-08 at 6:25 AM UTC
sounds like a win to me
why you get kicked out for?
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2017-08-08 at 6:26 AM UTC
I could tell you a story but i won't. I could ask you important questions but i don't think i will. I can ask you that i thought you had gf, and that i don't think she would appreciate you fucking the bartender. But i won't.
2017-08-08 at 6:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
My gf is Choots. I have my Shannon too, but she's just my best irl firend. She's the type that knows about this site but doesn't bother to post here because she's too busy studying plant science. I hope to bury her alive one day soon.
I bet she'd like to be buried alive. Put some plants in the dirt of her shallow grave, bet she'd love that. Then make a tea out of them and call it Essence of Shannon.
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2017-08-08 at 9:45 AM UTC
Haha. Just read this tread again. Sohie I want to put you in a vase full of bumblebees.
2017-08-08 at 9:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
Dota patronize me.
GLEAVIN GLOOVIN
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2017-08-10 at 1:37 AM UTC
Why did you capitalize every letter in 'need'?
