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THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
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2017-08-02 at 7:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote his excuse is autism
its also his excuse for everything else
No, I don't want to work and don't have any real reason to right now. I want to focus on other things.
Hell, given that I live in California and qualify as having all these attributes:
Originally posted by Malice Anyway, building on a thought I’ve had before: I’m an “under represented minority”, first generation college student, come from a poor family and qualify as being unbelievably poor as fuck for the Bay area in particular, qualify as considerably disabled due to literally being autistic, have a vast array of (severe) mental illnesses, have been estranged from any family for a decade+, there are numerous serious aspects of my life that qualify me for extenuating circumstances, yet I’m still classified as gifted/with an unusually high IQ and capable of scoring extremely high on standardized tests like the SAT and ACT as well as achieving a high GPA.
Hahaha, in two years I would absolutely love to see where I’m capable of being accepted, whether I can scam any full rides, possibly scholarships (Can I spend the money on whatever the fuck I want?).
Jesus christ life has been so fucking way for me, in a way. It’s amazing how much I’ve been able to slack off and profoundly fuck up my life, yet still easily weasel out of it and coast through.
I’m such a terrible person.
I'll probably get paid to go to school, along with SSI. What a sweet deal. Why the hell would I fuck it up by working an unpleasant demeaning soul-crushing and excruciatingly mind rotting/torturing dull job, which would rob me of countless hours, just to end up in a worse position than I am now?
It's a classic case of the welfare trap/perverse incentives. Conservatives were right, it does make you complacent and dependent.
I'm riding the gravy train straight out of the welfare office. I LOVE welfare. Working is for chumps.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-02 at 7:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice No, I don't want to work and don't have any real reason to right now. I want to focus on other things.
Hell, given that I live in California and qualify as having all these attributes:
I'll probably get paid to go to school, along with SSI. What a sweet deal. Why the hell would I fuck it up by working an unpleasant demeaning soul-crushing and excruciatingly mind rotting/torturing dull job, which would rob me of countless hours, just to end up in a worse position than I am now?
It's a classic case of the welfare trap/perverse incentives. Conservatives were right, it does make you complacent and dependent.
I'm riding the gravy train straight out of the welfare office. I LOVE welfare. Working is for chumps.
does society owe you a living or something?
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2017-08-02 at 7:53 AM UTC
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2017-08-02 at 9:11 AM UTC
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2017-08-02 at 3:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist does society owe you a living or something?
No, he simply doesn't understand the value of working a job. Challenges and goals are anathema to a leech like Malus. He is not interested in going out, putting in effort and becoming good at anything. He is not interested in being productive. He will never go and actually get a degree or start practicing in neuroscience or psychology because he only has one skill: bullshit.
Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-08-02T15:23:27.904665+00:00The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-02 at 3:38 PM UTCThats fine if he doesn't want to work I could care less its his life, but he's tried to out me and a couple other people here for working in restaurants and stuff. which is kind of annoying considering its better than doing nothing at all.
Thats why I don't like that skank privacy cunt, she was making fun of me for working in a pizza place calling it a wet back job and shit and I asked her what he job is, and she told me its going to the methadone clinic... what a cunt -
2017-08-02 at 3:59 PM UTCIt's not exactly his life. He's living off taxpayer money. It's my life more than it is his. I would squeeze his head till it popped like a grape if I had the chance.
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2017-08-02 at 3:59 PM UTCYou've got a donkey. I've got a rooster. Your donkey bites one of the legs off of my rooster. What's the end result?
One foot of my cock in your ass.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-02 at 4:42 PM UTC
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2017-08-02 at 4:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon It's not exactly his life. He's living off taxpayer money. It's my life more than it is his. I would squeeze his head till it popped like a grape if I had the chance.
I've told you that if you're ever in the bay area I'm willing to meet up and fight you barehanded, with the fight recorded for the amusement of the community. -
2017-08-02 at 4:57 PM UTCmalice is really stupid. almost strikingly so
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2017-08-02 at 5:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice I've told you that if you're ever in the bay area I'm willing to meet up and fight you barehanded, with the fight recorded for the amusement of the community.
Yes, I know, it is very easy for you to talk top shit over the internet.
But everybody knows what's going to happen if I ever roll into town with an intention to fight; you haven't even worked up the balls to go meet Lanny who lives in the Bay Area, you're not coming out to fight shit. And then you'll try to rationalize it.
Not that any of that matters; I'm not in the business of getting assault charges for beating the living daylights out of an autistic weeb who thinks anime has prepared him for a fight. -
2017-08-02 at 5:44 PM UTC
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2017-08-02 at 6:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yes, I know, it is very easy for you to talk top shit over the internet.
But everybody knows what's going to happen if I ever roll into town with an intention to fight; you haven't even worked up the balls to go meet Lanny who lives in the Bay Area, you're not coming out to fight shit. And then you'll try to rationalize it.
Not that any of that matters; I'm not in the business of getting assault charges for beating the living daylights out of an autistic weeb who thinks anime has prepared him for a fight.
What are you talking about? I literally did meet Lanny about two months ago and had no problem doing so.
I'm not going to avoid it because this is something I genuinely want to do, have an immense desire to do. You deserve, no, need to be beaten and humiliated by someone like me.
There won't be assault charges because it will be mutual combat and done in a location where we wouldn't be seen by others. I would refuse to press charges, even prepare a lie beforehand to get you out of it. "We were just filming a video" would likely work. At worst they'd call us idiots and let us off, maybe a relatively small fine. The police in the Bay Area are lax as fuck and a large percentage of the time they don't even show up for things like this, they have far more important things to care about, especially in SF where there are constant crimes, tons of career criminals and insane homeless people.
Stop making excuses. You're the one who's afraid, and it's pathetic. You honestly don't think you can win against a 5'8 150lb autistic shut-in who's incredibly out of shape due to not working out in 2 years and literally has no actual fight experience? If it's clear that the fight is too easy for you, just toy around with me and humiliate me, show me how weak and deluded I am, which will be a good lifelong lesson. If I'm getting beaten too badly, simply stop.
You have no solid argument against this. It's pure cowardice. Pathetic. -
2017-08-02 at 6:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice What are you talking about? I literally did meet Lanny about two months ago and had no problem doing so.
I'm not going to avoid it because this is something I genuinely want to do, have an immense desire to do. You deserve, no, need to be beaten and humiliated by someone like me.
There won't be assault charges because it will be mutual combat and done in a location where we wouldn't be seen by others. I would refuse to press charges, even prepare a lie beforehand to get you out of it. "We were just filming a video" would likely work. At worst they'd call us idiots and let us off, maybe a relatively small fine. The police in the Bay Area are lax as fuck and a large percentage of the time they don't even show up for things like this, they have far more important things to care about, especially in SF where there are constant crimes, tons of career criminals and insane homeless people.
Stop making excuses. You're the one who's afraid, and it's pathetic. You honestly don't think you can win against a 5'8 150lb autistic shut-in who's incredibly out of shape due to not working out in 2 years and literally has no actual fight experience? If it's clear that the fight is too easy for you, just toy around with me and humiliate me, show me how weak and deluded I am, which will be a good lifelong lesson. If I'm getting beaten too badly, simply stop.
You have no solid argument against this. It's pure cowardice. Pathetic.
now i would pay good money to see that fight. you guys better fucking liveleak it.
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2017-08-02 at 6:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice What are you talking about? I literally did meet Lanny about two months ago and had no problem doing so.
Fake newsI'm not going to avoid it because this is something I genuinely want to do, have an immense desire to do. You deserve, no, need to be beaten and humiliated by someone like me.
Oh I know you're very genuinely mad. That'll play into this later.There won't be assault charges because it will be mutual combat and done in a location where we wouldn't be seen by others. I would refuse to press charges, even prepare a lie beforehand to get you out of it. "We were just filming a video" would likely work. At worst they'd call us idiots and let us off, maybe a relatively small fine. The police in the Bay Area are lax as fuck and a large percentage of the time they don't even show up for things like this, they have far more important things to care about, especially in SF where there are constant crimes, tons of career criminals and insane homeless people.
It won't be mutual combat; it will be one blusterous autistic weeb with a concussion, and one guy who knew better beating on a mentally ill person.Stop making excuses. You're the one who's afraid, and it's pathetic. You honestly don't think you can win against a 5'8 150lb autistic shut-in who's incredibly out of shape due to not working out in 2 years and literally has no actual fight experience? If it's clear that the fight is too easy for you, just toy around with me and humiliate me, show me how weak and deluded I am, which will be a good lifelong lesson. If I'm getting beaten too badly, simply stop.
Here is the basic fact that you're trying to obscure by talking shit:
I'm not the one who gave you a WWF callout, that was you, and my interest level remains the same as before you did that; zero.
The reason you're talking shit is that you're mad (as evidenced by the above aspie rage about wanting to fight me) at the fact that I've shattered your illusion of being some kind of savant. You're not prepared to come to terms with the fact that you're an unintelligent individual with a mental illness, not super powers. All your years of shoring up that image are wasted, and you are simply a laughing stock.
You know one I have no reason to fight you. That's why it's easy, and necessary, for you to talk shit; this posturing is simply a gay ass attempt for you to save face, because when I inevitably say "no, of course I'm not going to come to SF and fight you", you can go "WHY, YOU SCARED BRUH?".
And before your autism superpowers kick in, no, I don't actually want to crush your head for being a welfare queen. I don't even live in jedifornia, which is a federal surplus state, so my taxes aren't going to feed your pathetic ass. -
2017-08-02 at 6:37 PM UTC
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2017-08-02 at 6:38 PM UTC
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2017-08-02 at 6:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Sit your ass down you little bitch!
Originally posted by Captain Falcon And before your autism superpowers kick in, no, I don't actually want to crush your head for being a welfare queen. I don't even live in jedifornia, which is a federal surplus state, so my taxes aren't going to feed your pathetic ass.
Easily pre-empted. Further proof that you're unintelligent and foolish, Malus. -
2017-08-02 at 7:06 PM UTCLol, did I go too hard on him? Every time Malus get BTFO'd too hard, the entertainment ends.
