I went to my favorite neighborhood bar the love goat for dollar drinks and got properly pissed. I get home and I hear loud music inside my place, its that one song from LMFAO... I'm like what the fuck? And run into my place and In my cats room justin bieber is break dancing and my cat is standing on two feet and drinking a brew chanting "GO BIEBER! GO BIEBER! GO BIEBER!" while fist pumping
I can't believe what I'm fucking seeing and yell "ARRRRCHER!!!!" and the music suddenly stops and I yell "GET THIS FAGGOT OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!" and Archie says "sorry for party rcking daddie, hehhehehhehehe" and runs away.
Bieber is just posing on the floor and he says "yo fool dat was not cool" And at this time I'm boiling with rage and I yell "RETARD!" and jump on top of him and I'm choking him with one hand and punching in the face with the other and spitting in his face and he's screaming and crying like a little bitch.
I straddle his face and unzip my pants and pull out my flaccid cock and he starts blowing me while crying and I can't get hard because I'm so pissed off and drunk so I say "this blow job sucks" and slap him and I stand up and say "I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE!! RAAAAAAARRRWWG!!!" and start pulling pud and bust a nut all over his face and then I look at my work and give him a scowl but calmly say "you disgust me... get out now"
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-08-02T12:46:46.678865+00:00
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