IAmA Captain Stonedcon, AMA

1. 2017-07-31 at 3:12 AM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Ar u jus bein silly

   
   Have you had a bacon-flavored THC gummy?
2. 2017-07-31 at 3:13 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash If you could draft a bill, what would it be about?

   
   No niggers allowed in the pool
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   • aldra
3. 2017-07-31 at 3:13 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Have you had a bacon-flavored THC gummy?

   
   Nop
4. 2017-07-31 at 3:14 AM UTC

   #24
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon No niggers allowed in the pool

   
   Why would you write a bill about No Niggers Allowed in The Pool?
5. 2017-07-31 at 3:15 AM UTC

   #25
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon No niggers allowed in the pool

   
   pool is closed because of AIDS
6. 2017-07-31 at 3:15 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash Why would you write a bill about No Niggers Allowed in The Pool?

   
   It is axiomatic, it's like asking my why right is not left.
7. 2017-07-31 at 3:15 AM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Nop

   
   Do you have a micropenis? Did yodu really fuck a cat?
8. 2017-07-31 at 3:16 AM UTC

   #28
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon It is axiomatic, it's like asking my why right is not left.

   
   but...
   
   
9. 2017-07-31 at 3:16 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra pool is closed because of AIDS

   
   
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   • RisiR †, 
   • aldra
10. 2017-07-31 at 3:17 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Do you have a micropenis? Did yodu really fuck a cat?

    
    My penis is so big that you call it "the earth".
11. 2017-07-31 at 3:18 AM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon My penis is so big that you call it "the earth".

    
    I'm just a molecule in your pean? :(
12. 2017-07-31 at 3:18 AM UTC

    #32
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ I'm just a molecule in your pean? :(

    
    what a rude pecan
13. 2017-07-31 at 3:22 AM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Where were you born?
    
    Do you have any siblings?
    
    Where is HelloClarice?
    
    Have you ever killed an animal intentionally?
    
    What's your favorite number?
    
    Why are you such a pussy ass bitch faggot cuck lord 9000-09?
    
    When will the singularity take place?
    
    What's the deal with airplane food?
    
    Where do you think you'll go when you die?
14. 2017-07-31 at 3:35 AM UTC

    #34
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon

    
    I remember when that was all the rage.
15. 2017-07-31 at 4:42 AM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Where were you born?
    
    Do you have any siblings?
    
    Where is HelloClarice?
    
    Have you ever killed an animal intentionally?
    
    What's your favorite number?
    
    Why are you such a pussy ass bitch faggot cuck lord 9000-09?
    
    When will the singularity take place?
    
    What's the deal with airplane food?
    
    Where do you think you'll go when you die?

    
    Kyrgyzstan
    
    2 useless ones. So no.
    
    Florida
    
    I've sketched livestock.
    
    9
    
    Way
    
    24th century
    
    It's quite good in some airlines
    
    Back into the Oblivion I had no right not to be in.
16. 2017-07-31 at 4:57 AM UTC

    #36
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    What would you do for a Klondike bar?
17. 2017-07-31 at 5:05 AM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HampTheToker What would you do for a Klondike bar?

    
    Ass sex
18. 2017-07-31 at 8:27 AM UTC

    #38
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    To be or not to be?
19. 2017-07-31 at 12:42 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HampTheToker To be or not to be?

    
    “To be is to do”—Socrates.
    “To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre.
    “Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra.
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    • HampTheToker
20. 2017-07-31 at 3:35 PM UTC

    #40
    

    10 Ft. Ganja Plant Houston