Christianity and Church

1. 2017-07-29 at 3:21 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Are there any Churches that acknowledge the existence of the "divine creator" (Me/The Universe) without the stupid nonsensical bullshit like Jesus being some magical being or Moses dividing the water (though possible if he used special sound instruments of that time).
   I want to join a church and help spread morality and decency back into this wretched civilization.
   
   I'm serious.
2. 2017-07-29 at 3:32 AM UTC

   #2
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Might want to look into Hinduism, or Buddhism. "Church" is pretty much just a Christian word, so as a literal answer, no. Or some form of Universalism might be more up your alley.
3. 2017-07-29 at 10:08 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I just had a lovely conversation with this senior aged woman next door.
   We talked about mental health, her family and traumatic past then we got to talking about God and church and she gave me some words of wisdom and encouragement.
4. 2017-07-29 at 10:11 PM UTC

   #4
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   You are retarded.
5. 2017-07-29 at 10:11 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]

   Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Are there any Churches that acknowledge the existence of the "divine creator" (Me/The Universe) without the stupid nonsensical bullshit like Jesus being some magical being or Moses dividing the water (though possible if he used special sound instruments of that time).
   I want to join a church and help spread morality and decency back into this wretched civilization.
   
   I'm serious.

   
   
6. 2017-07-29 at 10:18 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0

   
   http://www.trinfinity8.com/ancient-mysteries-of-sound-levitation/
7. 2017-07-29 at 10:51 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
   i was looking for a good response and then i found this cringe compilation
   
   https://www.pinterest.com/explore/im-crazy/
8. 2017-07-30 at 4:40 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I blame radical leftest for flooding the churches to profit from true believers and insert "Christian Trolls" to help spread heracy among other flock members who are true to the beliefs. those Trolls get some kickback on the money collected at the end of the day.
9. 2017-07-30 at 8:14 AM UTC

   #9
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   & MECCA OF THE SPINNING ELECTRON
   
   MOTSE
10. 2017-07-30 at 10:34 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † You are retarded.

11. 2017-07-31 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader & MECCA OF THE SPINNING ELECTRON
    
    MOTSE

    
    
12. 2017-07-31 at 3:05 AM UTC

    #12
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0

    
    I really wish you would have articulated yourself more.
13. 2017-08-02 at 7:01 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash I really wish you would have articulated yourself more.

    
    
14. 2017-08-29 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #14
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001

    
    Shut up
15. 2017-08-29 at 5:02 PM UTC

    #15
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
    
    personally I'm a catholic and its helped me out a lot, I talk to god every day now.
    
    when I was younger I used to say my prayers but for years I cut out religion but it found me again over the last couple years.
16. 2017-08-29 at 5:04 PM UTC

    #16
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I bet you masturbate to modern art of the Virgin Mary.