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1. 2017-07-27 at 4:47 AM UTC

   #801
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   There once was a man named Tom.
   
   Tom didnt read the news he didnt read the paper or the 'zines or the media
   
   He read his books, the books he wrote himself.
   
   Tom knew nothing but his own thoughts and he wrote them and read them and read them and wrote them.
   
   FUCK YOU!
   
   Tom often said that to to his cabin walls in the middle of the night, trying to write by candlelight.
   
   FUCK YOU!! said Tom.
   
   One night an old girl came to his door and rap a tap tappied.
   
   "HELLOW??!! IS TOM HOME?!" she beckoned with the worst of a virgin's attempt at innocence.
   
   
   "NOOOOOOOO! YOU STWEDPID BITCH!" BEGONE!"
   
   
   the e d
2. 2017-07-27 at 4:49 AM UTC

   #802
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ There once was a man named Tom.
   
   Tom didnt read the news he didnt read the paper or the 'zines or the media
   
   He read his books, the books he wrote himself.
   
   Tom knew nothing but his own thoughts and he wrote them and read them and read them and wrote them.
   
   FUCK YOU!
   
   Tom often said that to to his cabin walls in the middle of the night, trying to write by candlelight.
   
   FUCK YOU!! said Tom.
   
   One night an old girl came to his door and rap a tap tappied.
   
   "HELLOW??!! IS TOM HOME?!" she beckoned with the worst of a virgin's attempt at innocence.
   
   
   "NOOOOOOOO! YOU STWEDPID BITCH!" BEGONE!"
   
   
   the e d

   Did not read
3. 2017-07-27 at 4:51 AM UTC

   #803
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by aldra everything on the last few pages and the puns OYM was posting are 100x better
   
   I think 'The Vinyl Solution' is my favourite
   
   you literally just added 'cock' to the end of a song and spammed it for 15 pages

   
   Damn, that is a good one.
4. 2017-07-27 at 4:51 AM UTC

   #804
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   "ground control to major tyrone"
5. 2017-07-27 at 4:57 AM UTC

   #805
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   As if The Vinyl Solution was a Falco OG. MY GOODNESS
   
   falco you've been on the music pun page since the thread ENDED have you not?
   
   So SAD
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • NARCassist
6. 2017-07-27 at 4:58 AM UTC

   #806
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I only made two but they were my own
   
   all the others I saw were copied
   
   
   FAKES
   
   LIES
   
   DEATH AND HELL AND BURN TO Y?Ou
7. 2017-07-27 at 4:58 AM UTC

   #807
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ As if The Vinyl Solution was a Falco OG. MY GOODNESS
   
   falco you've been on the music pun page since the thread ENDED have you not?
   
   So SAD

   
   Great minds think alike
8. 2017-07-27 at 4:59 AM UTC

   #808
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   All I'm saying, in terms of me needing to be better than you, 'The Vinyl Solution; vs 'Tuba, or Not Tuba,' needed a real vote.
9. 2017-07-27 at 5:09 AM UTC

   #809
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'd gladly take Tuba or not Tuba, it is genius as I previously noted. As long as the forum name is good or just Music, I don't care
10. 2017-07-27 at 6:15 AM UTC

    #810
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'd gladly take Tuba or not Tuba, it is genius as I previously noted. As long as the forum name is good or just Music, I don't care

    
    Your opinion, like mine, doesn't count. So stop saying it. Or DIE.
    
    Or cey.
    
    Cry
    
    
    Cry I meant , I could t even spell it right
    
    And all night, I tried, to make it a hell of a night.
11. 2017-07-27 at 6:16 AM UTC

    #811
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    
12. 2017-07-27 at 6:28 AM UTC

    #812
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by aldra

    
    
    
    i was
    at
    
    that faggot club
    
    monday 12
    
    
    i showed my nub
    
    
    Regardless that it was December
    
    To all that month, I showed my member
    
    helleluju
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • 10 Ft. Ganja Plant
13. 2017-07-27 at 6:38 AM UTC

    #813
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Crywank is actually bretty good, haters gonna hate.
14. 2017-07-27 at 7:07 AM UTC

    #814
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by mmQ As if The Vinyl Solution was a Falco OG. MY GOODNESS
    
    falco you've been on the music pun page since the thread ENDED have you not?
    
    So SAD

    
    was thinking that myself.
    
    
    
    
    .
15. 2017-07-27 at 1:29 PM UTC

    #815
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Your opinion, like mine, doesn't count. So stop saying it. Or DIE.
    
    Or cey.
    
    Cry
    
    
    Cry I meant , I could t even spell it right
    
    And all night, I tried, to make it a hell of a night.

    
    Don't be mad mmQ. Cry is free.
16. 2017-07-27 at 1:41 PM UTC

    #816
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i agree we need polls
17. 2017-07-27 at 1:59 PM UTC

    #817
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I think all decisions should be made by spam contest.
18. 2017-07-27 at 6:14 PM UTC

    #818
    

    10 Ft. Ganja Plant Houston

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon TERRORYTHMS

    
    id love to see this as the name for the next death grips album
19. 2017-07-27 at 6:15 PM UTC

    #819
    

    10 Ft. Ganja Plant Houston

    Originally posted by Lanny Crywank is actually bretty good, haters gonna hate.

    
    yes because you like music that makes me wanna kill myself 5 times. its fucking depressing
20. 2017-08-31 at 12:52 PM UTC

    #820
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    It's A Bicycle