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    cock and roll
  11. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
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    Tuba, or not tuba.
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  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Lol good one

    "A Place for your Organ"

    you just reminded me, when i was a little kid at a family party. i had an uncle that was a real joker type, and at this party was an elderly neighbor called stan, must have been nearly ninety and half deaf, like. my uncle has said to him jokingly 'do you play the organ stan', while doing a little bit of a jerk movement with his hand. and the old boy genuinely answered 'i've never had an organ to play'. then stood there looking bewildered as fuck as everyone cracked up.




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    look at all you lot still making suggestions tho. you just cannot accept when you're beat. the competition is over guys, go home. it was over before any of you's were even up this morning. just accept it and move on.




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  15. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Narc you just reminded me, when i was a little kid at a family party. i had an uncle that was a real joker type, and at this party was an elderly neighbor called stan, must have been nearly ninety and half deaf, like. my uncle has said to him jokingly 'do you play the organ stan', while doing a little bit of a jerk movement with his hand. and the old boy genuinely answered 'i've never had an organ to play'. then stood there looking bewildered as fuck as everyone cracked up.




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    Lol


    "Life Accordion to Jim"
  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon TERRORYTHMS

    i read a 'true fact' listed in the prison newspaper while i was away that said 'RHYTHM is the longest word in the english language that contains no vowels'. to which i immediately thought, no its not, its rhythms.




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  17. Originally posted by mmQ Tuba, or not tuba.

    Fucking genius
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Lol


    "Life Accordion to Jim"

    i don't get it. who's jim?




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  19. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by NARCassist i don't get it. who's jim?




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    Yeah sorry I fucked that up. Apparently it's just "According to Jim". I was mixing it with a movie that came out a few years ago called 'Life According to Sam' about some kid with that shit that makes you look like an alien by age 12
  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    oh right, that tv series with jim belushi, got it. the sister in that was hot.




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