2017-07-18 at 10:38 AM UTC
Considering the age of this letter, he should have called it his fat "steamboat willie".
2017-07-18 at 1:06 PM UTC
Here's the woman in question, in case anyone is curious:
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2017-07-18 at 2:14 PM UTC
I always wondered why he was wearing an eye patch but now I know. Permanent pink eye from fucking the farties out of sweaty fuckbird rumps.
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