2017-07-16 at 10:58 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I got one derped eye and shit I hate my trifocals.
Who do you go to for eye care?
2017-07-16 at 11:14 PM UTC
I used to go to a joint called Pearl Vision. My right eye was like 60/20 but glasses actually corrected it down to 40/20, while my left eye has always been 20/20.
Four eyes!
2017-07-16 at 11:16 PM UTC
I go to a local,place. I know them all lol. They're nice, always hooping me up.
Yeah I'm unhelpful, sorry bout dat