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Pork - the most politically incorrect of all meats

  1. #1
    Iron John Houston
    I'm a politically incorrect kind of guy - a shameless White male who celebrates White entitlement - misogynistic, chauvinistic, racist, the whole nine yards, and I love pork - bacon, ham, sausages, pork roast, barbeque, fried pork rinds, you name it. Pork is the meat of self-satisfied White Western Man. My ancient Celtic ancestors considered the boar a sacred animal, and swineherds were credited with prophetic powers.

    So, what about the rest of you? Are you a bunch of fish and chicken faggots, like the jedis are? Are are you even more gay as a full blown vegan?

    Fuck you, if you don't like the pig. It is the food of the gods.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I love that the word 'pork' is a euphimism for penetrative copulation

    also pork loin goes good with saurkraut
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    Iron John Houston
    I love that the word 'pork' is a euphimism for penetrative copulation

    also pork loin goes good with saurkraut

    Eating pork is telling the jedis "Fuck you!"
  4. #4
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    speaking of porking jedis, have you told these guys about frankist jedis?

    seems like something that this site's members would appreciate
  5. #5
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Pork is good, i like it. I like beef better however, just my personal preference.
  6. #6
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I eat bacon on a weekly basis, it's just easy to make and plus it's delicious. I like ribs and pork kinds as well. Though I'm also a chicken and egg faggot as well. If I had to pick one source of meat to eat for the rest of my life though it would be beef filet.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    the fact that islamics hate pork is a huge bonus to me.

    there is a mosque in my town, and I have always wanted to walk by on the sidewalk in front of it, dumping out crushed pork rinds all over the front step, so that the hadjis track it all inside the place on their filthy sandals
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I loik cheeseburgers and turtles.
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    Iron John Houston
    I eat bacon on a weekly basis, it's just easy to make and plus it's delicious. I like ribs and pork kinds as well. Though I'm also a chicken and egg faggot as well. If I had to pick one source of meat to eat for the rest of my life though it would be beef filet.

    Beef is good too, it's a man's food, like pork.

    Poultry and fish are girly/faggot meats.
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  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Beef is good too, it's a man's food, like pork.

    Poultry and fish are girly/faggot meats.

    Maybe, but a well-seasoned sliced chicken breast over some fettuccine alfredo is pretty fucking delicious. NOM
  11. #11
    Iron John Houston
    speaking of porking jedis, have you told these guys about frankist jedis?

    seems like something that this site's members would appreciate

    No, I haven't really broached the subject. It was basically a movement that resulted in a bunch of Polish jedis passing as gentiles.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    No, I haven't really broached the subject. It was basically a movement that resulted in a bunch of Polish jedis passing as gentiles.

    Im not talking about the sabbatean types of crypto jedi, I am talking about the frankists, who would commit every type of sin imaginable, to hasten the return of the mosiach, or something like that.

    I was fishing for lurid details, here
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    the fact that islamics hate pork is a huge bonus to me.

    there is a mosque in my town, and I have always wanted to walk by on the sidewalk in front of it, dumping out crushed pork rinds all over the front step, so that the hadjis track it all inside the place on their filthy sandals

    Muslims take their shoes off and wash themselves before they go to the area of worship so you might want to revise that plan.
  14. #14
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Muslims take their shoes off and wash themselves before they go to the area of worship so you might want to revise that plan.

    damnit


    I will get to work on a pork-water misting device
  15. #15
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    damnit


    I will get to work on a pork-water misting device

    I lol'd.
  16. #16
    Iron John Houston
    Im not talking about the sabbatean types of crypto jedi, I am talking about the frankists, who would commit every type of sin imaginable, to hasten the return of the mosiach, or something like that.

    I was fishing for lurid details, here

    That's basically what all jedis do with their social engineering anyway - promoting drug-use, feminism, sexual promiscuity, race-mixing, homosexuality, desegregation, integration - they call it "tikkun olam" (repairing the world) because jedis believe the physical world was imperfect from creation and must be destroyed in order for the universe to be made perfect again.
  17. #17
    Iron John Houston


    damnit


    I will get to work on a pork-water misting device

    Two words; duct work.

    Synagogue, duct work, Zyklon B....you get the picture.

    With a mosque, just crush the pork rinds into a fine dust and enter them into the mosque's air-conditioning ducts.

    If you deployed enough pork-rind dust, you might succeed in actually choking the bastards to death.

    Would be hilarious.

    Are you familiar with the Dr. Phibes movies?
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    That's basically what all jedis do with their social engineering anyway - promoting drug-use, feminism, sexual promiscuity, race-mixing, homosexuality, desegregation, integration - they call it "tikkun olam" (repairing the world) because jedis believe the physical world was imperfect from creation and must be destroyed in order for the universe to be made perfect again.



    On a mostly unrelated note, I always felt that the jedis were behind the founding of the nation of islam, and wally d. fard always struck me as a very 'frankish' type of character. A crypto con artist and a religious charlatan rolled into one.
  19. #19
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    As it goes the pork industry is actually considerably more ethical than poultry. In general larger animals require fewer fatalities to satisfy demand and battery hens undoubtedly has the most horrible existence of just about anything in the meat industry. I can't speak to how pigs are raised in general but I understand they require fewer non-recycled resources to raise than cows so from the ethical vegetarian's perspective pork is actually a fairly "politically correct" meat, at least relative to other north american mainstays.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    As it goes the pork industry is actually considerably more ethical than poultry. In general larger animals require fewer fatalities to satisfy demand and battery hens undoubtedly has the most horrible existence of just about anything in the meat industry. I can't speak to how pigs are raised in general but I understand they require fewer non-recycled resources to raise than cows so from the ethical vegetarian's perspective pork is actually a fairly "politically correct" meat, at least relative to other north american mainstays.



    fuck vegetarians


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